First we start with some boring history about king tut baking in his easy bake oven. He made 40 different bread into one, and this is how disgusting rye bread was made. The old greeks has something to do about this but that's not important. The bread is now held in the british museum of oldness. You can also see your great grandpa on display there.
Bread is made of several stuff such as flexseed, bucketgrain, lab powder, lab-manufactured-random-stuff-you-shouldn't-be-putting-in-your-body, and bread. They then go in a rotating bucket known as “club bucket” and dance. After that they bleach their skin and go down a drak chute, with a metal mesh that protects racist grains from falling in. They then fall to their death. Some of them survive and go into a recipe that calls for too much industrial-sized white stuff the government calls flour. The stuff then mixes again, and they grains party because they survived the “ride of death” also known as making processed bread. They are kept hostage in 36 containers.They then teleport to a metal bin where they will grow tall. They then spin in a big mixer (weeeeeee). The dough then goes down a slide (weeeeee), and then get chopped like squid in a japanese restaurant. The balls then fall on a choo-choo train to their doom. The balls of wheat loaf get covered in flour like a baby at a baby shower. The dough is then folded and rolled because the factory want to make dough airplanes. The thingy can handle 3 per hour. That's 132,346,352,324,235,644,886,976 per hour. They then fall to baking molds. The scene then switches to hot dog buns. GET THOSE OUT OF HERE! The wheat loaf's now look like uncooked white hot dogs. They then sit and rise again. They then bake for 20 minutes at 1B degrees F. When they come out they are quickly eaten by crazy karens, and die.
The END HAHAHAHAHAHA!
