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IKEA CIVIL WAR! (RP)

The alliance of IKEA is engulfed in civil war over the nation of Gwald Emrys.

By Some Random Dude On The Ground
01/19/2022 08:40 pm
Updated: 01/19/2022 08:40 pm

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The alliance of IKEA is engulfed in civil war over the nation of Gwald Emrys. Emrys recently overwhelmingly voted to become a colony of the Reunited States of America and its government has completely collapsed as a result. The Prime Minister asked for RSA military assistance in dealing with the local populace until a new government could be established, but this action was disrupted by a surprise invasion by the nation of Sawh, citing the liberation of Emrys as its primary goal. With Sawh having invaded a member of its own alliance, member states began choosing who to side with.
The Reunited States and others sent reinforcements to assist the Emrys military, who was completely overwhelmed by Sawh's military attack. The arrival of RSA forces halted the advance at Wales and Cornwall, proceeding to push Sawhist forces back to the Eastern coast.

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Coalition forces proceed to push back the forces of Sawh and her allies, but have stalled in North East England after suffering a devastating loss to MONGABUDDIES forces. Progress is being made to push the Sawhist forces out of Scotland though, but the campaign has slowed significantly, leaving both armies in a bit of a stalemate. As more nations are drawn into the conflict, the casualties continue to rise. The question remains, who will win this war and what will become of IKEA?

 

Current sides:

 

Coalition Forces:
Reunited States of America

United Socialist Formation

Kyushu

Bacondrite

Merseyside People's Republic

Ekonomy

Gwald Emrys

Pacific States

Isolated States

WinterFall

Indianatopia

Bonit

Other minor powers

 

Sawhist Forces:

Sawh

MONGABIDDIES

Kermitisgood

United Wessex Union

Calliope

Other minor powers

 

 

Statements from combatant powers:

Reunited States of America: "While the nation of Sawh is a close ally of ours, such an action as invading Gwald Emrys, which has recently been annexed by The Reunited States, is completely unacceptable. Sawh will find itself at the other end of American guns if the do not cease their aggressive actions at once. The claim that they have come to liberate these people is just untrue, these people voted for unification, and I will defend the democratic will of the people until my last breath."

 

Sawh: "We are fighting to save Gwald Emrys from making the mistake of a lifetime. We received calls for help, so we have answered. We fight for the liberation of all Emrys people from being subjects of an oppressive American regime.

(THIS IS ALL JUST RP AND NOT AT ALL REAL)

Replies

Posted January 20, 2022 at 5:19 am

Why would I or anyone ever assume the real life Ikea would try to fight America?

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Posted January 23, 2022 at 4:47 am

Interesting…

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Posted January 23, 2022 at 9:01 am

tables vs desks XD

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Posted January 27, 2022 at 6:17 pm

Glatixland officially states it's support for the Sawhist cause, whatever it may be!

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Posted May 05, 2022 at 2:29 pm

meatbōls

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