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King Surfer entertains socialist surfing party

By King Surfer Captain Good Vibes
12/23/2021 08:29 pm
Updated: 12/23/2021 08:29 pm

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King Surfer in the spirit of Festivus invites socialist and communist surfers to a beach party to celebrate Festivus.

There will be beer, babes and a BBQ with surf music

Being a non aligned mutated pork chop King Surfer Captain Good Vibes encourages everyone to hang ten on great waves and not wipe out.

Santa's suspected left wing socialist world view of misappropriating presents from the rich to give to the poor will be tolerated