Nation Bulletin

Calondian military secures Anchorage of the Death Curse

The great imperial military has conquered the infamous pirate haven known as the Death Curse. Wanted criminal Kb0rnz still at large for conspiracy against Calondia.

By Calondia News
05/14/2021 10:35 am
Updated: 10/19/2022 10:18 pm

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Calondian military forces have annexed the former rogue state of Death Curse, an ungovernable region of pirates, to bring security and order of law to the new territory. The former capital city of Back Cup has been renamed to New Tokyo and Calondians are settling the city. The war with the cutthroats was quick and painless initially with minimal casualties and military losses. The powerful and majestic imperial navy launched a surprise invasion and quickly subdued the local militia defending Death Curse. However the former ruler Kb0rnz is a pitiful coward and launched a nuclear missile at sacred Calondian land before our forces could intercept it causing significant damage and murdering millions of imperial citizens. This is truly a sad day for our great nation as the shameless heathen Kb0rnz also fled his palace into the wilds to avoid capture from imperial security forces on order to arrest the despot.

 

The heroic imperial soldiers will march on however and hunt down this dangerous criminal and bring them to justice. Soon this former Orbis backwater will be a region of prosperity for Glorious Calondia and will bring us great wealth. The resources of this land will become Calondias. We will bring you more news as the situation develops; for now the situation seems calm with no more resistance from heathen terrorists.

 Long live the Empire of Calondia!