The United Bucketary Nations soon to hold 1st annual war games

The United Bucketary Nations is soon to flex some military muscle. As of 1 hour ago, President Bucket announced the date of The UBN’s first 5 year annual war games. President Bucket stated “I am excited to announce, on August 13th 2070, we are going to put our military to the test. not against people, but against canvas targets. I hope to see some tanks ramp off cars and planes slam some lead into the ground.” The public is just as excited, as it will be streamed on live TV.

The event will consist of tank crews competing in multiple navigation and accuracy challenges. Planes will compete my shooting down hot air balloons ballasted to ships. Ships will compete to hit land targets from some distance away. 

Lets hope all goes well, and let’s get ready to see some explosions!