Nation Bulletin

Supreme Penut Bobert to open Food stores in wake of radiation spike

"...to tell and expect a nation to not use its full arsenal to win a war is foolish..."

By Maria Victir
05/07/2021 10:45 pm
Updated: 05/07/2021 10:45 pm

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in response to the spike of global radiation caused by the current global war, the Supreme Penut had deemed it a necessity to open the emergency grain storages to stave off mass starvation after a meeting with the minister of agriculture to discuss the effects this war was having on this years harvest. On the absolute authority granted to him by God the Supreme Penut has announced that 500 out of 1000 emergency grain storages were to be open to the public while each farmer will receive a monthly check of ranging between $5000 to $10,000 to compensate for the lost revenue.

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Pic of Grain Silo 34-G12, one of the many Grain Silo's scatter across Illusha that make up the emergency grain storages

At the same time the Supreme Penut issued a statement regarding the recent wave of national leaders condemning the wars widespread use of nuclear weapons stating:

"While I understand their concenrs to tell and expect a nation to not use its full arsenal to win a war is foolish, you do not win wars by holding back, you win these wars by using everything you got to achive victory, and when all you face is defeat, then you use those said weapons to make it as difficult to achive as possible.

after issuing said statement we have received reports of elements from the 2nd Air Force (supposedly the 17th Fighter Wing) have been seen flying in combat patrol formations, no one knows the reasons why but it can be theorize that it is in response to any spillover that can be trace to the current global war

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Two F-15C Eagles from the 98th Fighter Squadron under the 17th Fighter Wing patrolling the Arctic Sea