Nation Bulletin

The new city finally gets its name, Diamantija!

And other news here in the New Zealand Broadcasting Station

By Great Leader Ora_Poix
05/07/2021 06:24 pm
Updated: 05/07/2021 06:30 pm

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Good Afternoon comrades of New Zealand, first of all, Susan was replaced by me, John! According to the government she tried ro leave the country and is now getting educated! Despite being in REDACTED, sorry, School, all her rights are being preserved, because despite her acts of betrayal to the Great Leader, he respects and forgives all people

But now to the most important, the new city has finally a name, and what a name it is: Diamantija, honoring DiamondBlocker, one great ally of our nation! Id cards are now getting changed to fit the new name. The Great Leader also announced that he might change the name of San Magisco and Solodelphia, becase “they lack personality and are a disrespect to out allies” 

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In other news, the Great Leader is a REDACTED … oh REDACTEDREDACTED WHAT THE REDACTED SORRY PLEASE DONT DO THAT TO MY CHILD … REDACTED REDACTED *GUN SHOT SOUNDS* REDACTED REDACTED … …

Jesus… ok calm down… ok… Hello! Im Sarah, the new reporter here in NZBS! Going on… the Great Leader woke up more than happy today finding out that several heads of state had sent him complements! As an act of friendship and solidarity he also commended their nations and send them congratulations for their great nation and a deep and loving Thank You! He also sends a cake to a special one, Karla Soyokov, the leader of also an great nation: Cossackia, thanking she for all the help! 
But sadly, despite the acts of friendship from other nations, there are still remains of capitalism and imperialism all around the globe, that unfortanly disaproveed our nation, we can't say the name of such a … nation to protect our viewers from bourgeoisie propaganda and brainwashing. But don't feel sad comrade, they are just a minority and will soon be exterminated of the face of the world with the power of the worker, like you. Lets just thank our great leader for creating an utopia for us, what would we be without him and his politics, aint i right?

 

Mike, our trustworthy friend now in Hamilton, what do you have now for us?
Oh Jo… sorry… Sarah, we have great news here! A new statist church is being built in suburbs of Hamilton so all now everyone can worship our Great Leader! As we can see, it was prefectly arquiteted and built, the responsible for the building surely will go to the Infinite life in the Heavens Utopia. So, if you are in this area of Hamilton, now you can finally pray for the Great Leader, and surely you will go to the Heavens Utopia too! With the built of it, the priests of the region are now doing a parade in all of the city to warn everyone of the new building. 

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And thats it for today comrade! Thank you for watching this session, after the comercials, we will be seeing the important match between the two giants! Come watch the game with us, and if not, i wish you a good day, See you tomorrow and stay safe!!

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