Great News Comrades, The Great Leader is once again building a new city!

(Caution: Everything in Green can be ignored, dont think much about it!)

Good morning workers of New Zealand! In todays edition we are looking at some marvelous news! Our Great Leader is building another city in the south region of New Zealand despite the lack of demand. Our good comrades of Rose financiated this city, but after interrogating the well humored president, he stated that all that Rose did was placing the trafic signs! Our economic capabilities are surely the best in the world, thanks to the wonders of a planned economy and a communist utopia. Workers from all around New Zealand are going to this city, wich the name hasnt been decided.
 

In other news… Haters of the great system are disapearing! Or Great Leader immediatly anwered all of our questions saying that they REDACTED  REDACTED left the country because they realised how unstoppable the working class can be! We here at the NZBS wonder why people go agains the great system, after all, its great! Mike, this new incredible news goes to you:

Good Morning comrades, here in the Great Central Market  in Auckland we can see the lack of bascs like food, toilet paper and cat food, accourding to our trustworthy sources, the building of the new city has taken us a lot of resources and it caused a shortage of food and cat food, the best type of food selected by the population in the 2062 census. Apparently, in the new city there is plenty of cat food ready for us. People saying otherwise are being REDACTED returning back to the city, they surely noticed their stupidity! Thank you Great Leader for this oppurtunity!

This is it for todays edition , we hope to see you tomorrow Thank you for reading and thank you great leader for being awsome. See you tomorrow!  / b3t th$£ wi1l REDACTED u5.