Rasonian baseball player hits 2831.217 times while at bat
BASKOL - A school math problem recently exposed the public to a little-known fact. The math problem:
"Cal Ripkin Jr. played in 2632 consecutive baseball games. During this time, he was at
bat 10,221 times, and his batting average was .277, meaning that he got a hit 27.7% of
the times he was at-bat. How many hits did Cal Ripkin Jr. get during this time period?"
However, upon solving the problem, children realized that the answer was 2831.217 (all done in mental math - Rasonians are intellectually superior to all others). This was a problem because it is impossible to get a decimal hit. This has then become national news, with reporters wondering if the writer of this problem was actually a spy from a parallel universe where this was possible, trying to blend in with humans but finally making a mistake.
At press time, the purpose of the first sentence and the mentioning of “2632 consecutive games" is still unknown.
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Seriously, this was an actual math problem I had to do.