Short and stout
This is my handle
This is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over
And pour me out
And just a few more words to make this 300 characters. Please tell me I've been a good little boy. Please tell mummy I've been a good little boy. I've been a good little boy, I promise. Please tell her, dear god, please tell her.