Nation Bulletin

Public mass execution of over 14 rebellious citizens leads to lower approval rating

Cereal has been found as to be the source of the blame

By B.Bredins
09/28/2021 10:24 pm
Updated: 09/28/2021 10:29 pm

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In an attempt to cover up [REDACTED], Supreme leader Baguette le first initiated a new reason, cereal is to blame for low approval rating, however a multitude of people have learnt the truth and are to be executed in the Bredingrad town square. As of right now, the truth into the lower approval rating is only know by the supreme leader himself however [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] also knows the truth.

In an interview with the BNA, the 14 culprits have stated that they have tried to spread the truth but have utterly failed, they are to be brainwashed 24 hours before the execution in order for the truth of [REDACTED] to be only known by dear leader, they are then to be executed by firing squad in front of Bredingrad's citizens

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