Meat Menu Writes First News Article

Breaking! Meat Magazine published a brand new newspaper article today. When interviewed about this, Joe Schmo, The Meat Pit's Favorite Guy had this to say: “I honestly don't know why we didn't do this earlier. I mean, there are other news agencies and stuff. I think. Do people still read newspapers?". He then proceeded to ask where did we come from and why were we in his house.

We asked a few people on the street to get their view on the situation.

“Wait, what's a newspaper? Can I get it for free?” ~Hobo Bob

“I wonder what they'll put in it. Probably nothing anyone actually would care about.” ~Guy G. Guy, a Guy

“Shut up and take my money.” ~Fry

What are the implications of the new, fledgling Meat Magazine? Only time will tell.