Yesterday our supreme leader Yuri gave an in powering speech on the future of our country. Our wise Yuri talked on how troubling times were when our country was first founded with mass inflation, unemployment , and segregation imposed on us by our old government, Turkmenistan after the Soviet Union collapsed.Our great Yuri also stated something horrifying. He said there was a plot to overthrow his rule and there were enemy’s of the state in that very crowd. A man was called up to the stage along with another then another then another. These murderers of the state were forced to confess there crimes before the crowd so they might have a chance of not getting executed. All confessed and before the crowd they were promptly whisked away and executed. This is a great triumph for Maruskila as we have rid our nation from these horrible anomalies.Let us all celebrate as the great Yuri has protected our country once again! Finishing his speech Yuri promised to protect all maruskilans from harm, raise wages, and make sure no maruskilan goes hungry ever again. We here at the MPB thought it would be a good idea to end this article with a quote from our great leader, Yuri Ceausescu. He said in his speech the following : “my comrades today is the last day maruskila will ever be in harm as I am working diligently to make sure we never have to have a citizen go hungry. We will never have to wait in line for the whole day for a single loaf of bread we can’t afford and we never have to be forced into segregation ever again!We Maruskilans are the toughest people on the planet! No one has suffered more than us! We are Maruskila second to none!” Thank you for reading this article citizens. Long live our motherland Maruskila and long live the great Yuri.
