I, Hugo Travolta (TPU's favorite independent Journalist.) Am back, after a hiatus. In this Edition, I will once again drop a pin on the lies, corruption, and misdeeds of our Nation, our President, and our People! As you have all likely been raised to believe, we, as Jamalians, have the obligation to serve in our respected military. Mandatory service has always been an "Argued Practice", but never had any shot of ending. That is until I, and A few anonymous like-minded individuals from TPT (The Pacific Times) came together, and got the scoop on what's really happening to our loved ones over seas. We believe, the more people know, the more they'll speak up. So with that, allow us to educate you, on the conditions your Sons are facing.
JDF Responses:
I went to 3 oversea bases, of The JDF, and asked a series of questions. Here they are:
Q 1: "His Excellency: has been heard saying that there are currently "No ongoing offensive conflicts". Is this actually true?"
A 1: "No, Hugo, I can tell you with absolute certainty, that is not true. The JDF has been working closely with The Theocratic Dictatorship of Cumia's ground and air forces, to return to IRAQZ, and carry out offensive attacks. Often times on Civilians."
Q 2: "How is the housing/food situation whilst deployed overseas?"
A 2: "Terrible, Hugo. But, hey, we get by. We often times don't get 3 meals a day, and I've noticed the quality of the MRE's has dropped drastically in the last few months. I think I know why, too..."
Q 3: "Do you know anything of what's going on back home in the mainland, or abroad? Do you get reliable news coverage?
A 3: "Not exactly; we do get a weekly news report. However, it's provided by The State, and not a trusted news source. Over here it's typically just perceived as Propaganda.
You've heard it here, it seems Conditions for our troops are not up to standard, and the government has been called out yet again! Stay safe, folks. I'm Hugo Travolta, signing off.
