Tragedy! Glorious Premier Tiberius Falls Ill with Off-Synced Seasonal Allergies.

State Broadcasters of the InterStatual Communal Union Party

The Premier has been striken by illness caused by allergens in the air. He has thence ordered the state to begin the process of eradicating these unhealthy and imperialist attackers.

A terrible and depressing day in Rimskaya as the news of the Glorious Premier Tiberius falling ill reached the population. September 18th, 2098, the Premier's doctor confirmed he was suffering from an allergic reaction to pollen, most likely from oak trees, given their environmental prominence. How exactly this amount of pollen is present in September is unknown, however, the Premier has suspected that it may be due to climate change impacting the tree's natural cycles, which he then reminded the officials was a crime only attributable to the profiteering capitalists.

Seeing as this illness has prevented him from continuing his important work for the nation at the pace he desires, the Glorious Premier has gathered a council of scientists, army leaders, and party officials to discuss possible solutions to the pollen problem.

Data compiled shows that pollen allergies are afflicting over 80% of all people in Rimskaya. This figure made the Premier very upset, as it meant that which gave him sorrow was also hurting the people. He resolved the only reasonable answer to the problem, given this knowledge, was the complete and total eradication of the attacking pollen.

Scientists initially objected to this, saying that the removal of pollen would greatly distrupt the environment and destroy entire ecosystems by preventing plant reproduction.

The Glorious Premier clarified to them, however, that these occurrences were already unnatural given the time of year, and that the ability to defeat this pollen insurgency to ensure it does not harm us in this specific era of the year was the Premier's goal. The scientists were sure to apologize for their hasty conclusions, and greatly praised the Glorious Premier for his knowledge and understanding of the situation, despite it being so odd, and considering its impacts on his own health.

The Glorious Premier has worked tirelessly in just these few short months that he has been guiding us, and so much as already been achieved. His dedication to serving the working masses of Rimskaya has remained unwavering even in the toughest of conditions, and he wishes to set the example for his people by pushing through this allergy infection and continuing his work to the utmost of his strength.

The Premier's doctor estimates the Glorious Premier's symptoms should last only so long as he is outdoors, so he has decided to remain indoors with well ventilated housing at his leisure. In his place, he has sent out senior officials to manage his affairs across the region, ensuring they are protected to the best of his ability using our advanced scientific equipment and protective gear.

Eternal Glory to the Glorious Premier Tiberius Democraticus, who shall recover rapidly from his ailment and lead Rimskaya out of this invasion of Capitalist-Generated pollen!