Nation Bulletin

Terrorists strike during celebratory Parade

During an Easter parade, Radicals strike the heart of the Himmelieter military

By Gina R. Böhme
03/30/2024 04:52 pm
Updated: 05/07/2024 09:27 pm

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This morning Gottes Stadt, the capital of the Holy Realm of Himmelreich, held a military parade to celebrate the Resurrection of Lord Jesus Christ, thousands came to watch from the streets and rooftops as the FEC marched down the streets, decked out in dress uniform, and the latest fg-B-9.0's thundered above displaying the colors of the Mark and Veto, they brandished Crucifixes, the Mark and Veto, and the Roman Vexillum, as the Soldiers and Armor of the Kingdom stomped their way down furs blowing in the wind, carrying their Drachen-12A's, an innocent float of the Easter Bunny went downtown.

We now know this float contained several high power explosives and hundreds of pounds of Nitrogen-rich fertilizer, as candy and necklaces were thrown down to excited children the float suddenly exploded, killing 102 soldiers and 227 civilians instantly, putting over 500 people in critical condition, and severely damaging nearby infrastructure and the nearest armored-bus. The Noble family declared a nation-wide manhunt and curfew to bring in any perpetrators of this heinous crime, but so far only two arrests have been made.