Fight back at Turkish Rebels(outdated but had to post something) and Name Change for the Nation

Fighting back at Turkish Rebels

By John Mayer

(Disclaimer, very outdated, but I need to post something)

Turkish Rebels have become a problem for the Melonese, for awhile they did not exist on our land, but now, they have finally rebelled. Now they will finally be put down. Tear Gas has been used on protesters, as well as Pepper Spray. Spies have infiltrated the ranks of the Turkish Rebels, causing chaos and confusion. The spies have used espionage for these, blowing up hideouts and giving the locations to Melonese Generals. Bombing has started on the rebels and Loyal Melonese Citizens have been drafted into the Military and MIA. The Rebel Turks have been surrendering at the recent notice of the other rebels surrendering, but some stubborn rebels have continued to fight back...

Melonese Name Change

By Anthelme Joly

After a new decision by Aithne Daughtery, possibly influenced by Billy B, has decided to change the name from The Socialist Republic of The Melon to The French Royaume. After this, the Melonese Government has revealed a new flag that will be put into use shortly. This could go further, in a very possible scenario, the regime of Aithne Daughtery could collapse and communism could be put to an end. We don't know why anyone would put an end to the regime, speaking that we have been in our golden age during it, but some people may try.

(sorry for the rushed bulletin, I will be posting much more now that I am un-grounded and that war with escharia is over)

and no the flag in the thumbnail is not my war flag, it is actually a new flag that will be being used soon