03/01/2098
FOR THE WORKERS, BY THE WORKERS!
(19/06/2094)
(Mohsin Haque, Chittagong, 7:30pm)
Long has this region suffered against the terror of this dictatorship.
Now it is time we open our eyes and wake up to reality.
The Kazeya ministry, which has been working for more than 10 years without an election has an excuse for everything.
Economic stagnation? "Oh chill out you can still buy goods!".
Unemployment? "Oh look these people are travelling and working! Can't you see?!"
and the recent paper leaks? "Those students are at fault. Who told them to try steal the test papers?".
Today, we will expose everything that Kazeya has at fault.
Your economic plans are just sh*t miss. Without continuous industrial focus, how are we going to make the youth get jobs? There is no technical jobs, no government jobs and no teachers. And you are expecting us to keep calm? The farmers are selling things at loss because they have no buyers, that is why things are cheap, not because economy is at halt.
Your cabinet failed spectacularly to defend the peasants, and there are several reports which don't just suggest but blame your cabinet of inefficiency and criminal activities, that included procuring grains below the minimum support price and taking bribes from middlemen to let them procure on your behalf.
As a result, farmer su*cides have become common, which should not have been the case since agriculture is mostly mechanised and agricultural labour participation is at historical lows of 30%, like it is supposed to be.
Coming to industries, there were layoffs and many attempts to privatise PSUs and earn a profit by selling a huge amount of their stocks. Miss, PSUs are not just for earning a profit. PSUs ARE FOR HELPING THE PEOPLE! These are government enterprises which not only aim to earn profits but to also help the masses get quick and efficient goods and services. Your layoffs too, just to increase profits has done more harm than good to the economy, by making thousands of taxable men and women unemployed and depressed.
Now, to service sector. You did promote various private websites like blogging and chat groups. Alongside that, you did focus on AI and technology but for some f**king reason (the newspaper department claims responsibility for these cuss words. We deliberately added it in final print to express our frustration too) the government website crashes the second I open it. When I call the customer service, they tell me to wait. LIKE WHAT THE F**K DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME AM I SOME SORT OF TREE-HANGING SLOTH ON A TREE IN MADAGASCAR???????
Moments after blasts
On 20th July 2096, three Thai Terrorists broke into the houses of two non-Thai Families in Chumphon. These families were government servants and had no history of racism. Yet, they met a sad fate because your defence minister was busy with w**res. We conducted a sting operation and he lit told on the call "Can't you listen I am busy? Let me do them first and then I will tell, I don't give a f**k about whatever happens in Chumphon".
Expect these people to rule the nation? They cannot peacefully control a 'riot' which was created because of their own actions. More on that later.
Ah, need me to get started?
Phuket University Case: The accused of se*ual assault had walked away after court ruled him not guilty. Now, this guy had publicly boasted about his deeds, and still walked away. Later it was found that the judge and the local corporator of the municipalty took bribes. No one arrested, no one suspended, victim: d*es by hanging.
Joy Sanyal Murder Case: Everyone had seen, one had captured this on phones, except the police of course how the Maoist student leader was mu*dered in his home in Noakhali. Arrested? none. Suspended? none. Bribes? 50 Thousand paid by the MLA of Noakhali to get him d*ad. Caught in sting operation.
Students, family members and friends seek justice for Joy.
MSP Scam: Sitting Agriculture Minister, Aslam Khan siphoned about 50 Crores from alloted money for MSP. Arrested? Definitely not!
Job Scam: Minister of Industries, Joy Angami took bribes from employment exchange buildings by promising many of the youth employment in microchip factories. Jobs given? None. Bodies of three women were found on 13th May 2097 near the Kaladan river in Federated Mizoram, who reportedly had given bribes and were kicked out of the employment exchange building later by calling them liars.
These were the ones we caught on sting operations. There are many more which were not even caught by us. The Chandpur Dr*gs scandal and the Tangail Alcohol scandal have sitting MLAs as the accused.
Coming to the issue that is causing the riots in this cold month of January. The Administrative Service paper was leaked. Mind that this paper gives marks for allotting our future civil servants. If their papers are getting leaked, what is the future?
The lives of almost a lakh students were ruined by this incident. This paper is competitive, and these students give up many comforts of their life to work for the improvement of the nation and to earn a status for their family and themselves. Many attempt this exam because a life without poverty and deprivation depends upon this exam. What would you feel, if you were a boy or a girl in this situation, realising when you enter the exam hall that the question paper was leaked and your years of hardwork went to vain?
Parents console their child.
This paper, as per our sting operation has direct hands with the government. If not Kazeya, the education minister, Rony Saha and many of his affiliates had taken bribes to leak the papers. Eventually many independent sources came up with reports of the paper leaking and the government had to accept that the paper had been leaked.
Then what did you expect, these lakhs of student to sit at their home and keep praising your government?
They came to protest against your injustice peacefully, and you fired bullets on them. Because of your press laws, this newsletter will probably be the final of ours, before our machines are seized and we are tried of sedition. Thank you Mrs Kazeya for letting us know what dictators look like.
Replies
Unexpectedly Aggressive Opinion Article, chill XD
My exams ended, so I will be kinda taking out my frustration here.
For those who may wonder, my exams went well.
Well done on the exams Bruhsam
(im zulli btw)
I completely forgot Belarus was Zulli tbh
Sounds like it’s about time for a military coup to overthrow this terrible government.
Communism is bad.
Try you daily dose of y6g3ntydeh8m23r9f8nhy today.
3 BULLETINS?! DAMN