Nation Bulletin

Hush mourn death of Myratgeldi, Lapunto nukes mysterious German interior settlement, Cruzeiro to be poisoned?

24 March 2097

By Emil Kristansen, La Huŝa Gazeto
03/08/2024 02:51 pm
Updated: 03/08/2024 02:51 pm

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One of SD Sajnz's first decisions was to move Lapunto to attack the german settlement that caused the death of Gxosx Hoksteter. And the attack was swift. Lapunto's response was by launching a nuke. Some military officials have criticized this, as while no Puntan lives were lost, this was far too disproportionate of a response given those interior settlers did not pose an existential threat to Lapunto. The fallout will miss mainland Lapunto however will instead follow the winds past Husxujo Suda and torward Cruzeiro. We will hope for the best at that this does not worsen Puntan-Cruzeiran relations, espicially considering how much food our nation imports from Cruzeiro. And it's all the good stuff too...! So chances are you'll be fine if you like noodles and bread, but if you like bannanas, you better start praying to our true lord and savior Jesus Christ. Furthermore, some people have pointed something out. Now that "mainstream" news media like Publikaj Okazoj will tell people like that that they're crazy, however...I think the nation should hear you out. What some of these people point out is such things as "isn't it weird his body was found exactly at 14:00? And we got Publikaj Okazoj, a supposedly independent from the governmnet news station reporting on the PMs death, only TEN minutes after his body was found? The math ain't mathing..."

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Posted March 08, 2024 at 8:52 pm

Well, that escalated quickly...

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