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Margaritaville Missile Program a Righteous Victory!

Read inside: The holy struggle for the Buffett faith carries on

By High Scribe Sandy Steve
02/14/2024 12:15 pm
Updated: 02/14/2024 12:16 pm

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Missionary editors want to hear from you! Were you recently assimilated in the Grand Island Time Crusade? Foreign Tourist? Send your questions regarding the religion, politics, culture or daily life of Margaritaville to the editor and they may be answered in the next edition!* 

*Heresy is a capitol offense in Margaritaville, and we are compelled to report any suspicious questioning or doubts to the proper church authorities. Do not ask for the recipe to Salty Samuel's Beachside Barbecue Blend, he will burn our printing press to the ground.