Attack of the angry office worker

As one war ends, another begins. As of today (2/13/2024) at 8:31 AM, Sir Office Worker of Ballpoint Pen had declared war on us and has inflicted a bit of damage on our country.

Currently holding naval and air superiority, they have blockaded us and made it almost impossible to launch any kind of offensive against them. The outcome of the war shall only be seen in the days forward. The president, Joshua Alexandrov, is thinking about putting a temporary ban of worker unions and usage of ballpoint pens in the country, in fear of a revolt from them.

The war is waging on, the end of it is unclear, but the only thing you can do for us is wish us luck.

-Peachtreain Media Department

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