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New Slappy Catland zoo under fire for disguising hairy Scotsman as lion

Scottish lion?

By PlatyPope Dopes
01/31/2024 11:00 pm
Updated: 01/31/2024 11:00 pm

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Shock and awe at the local zoo today as our beloved lion was uncovered to be a drunken Scotsman named Willie. Inside sources say he agreed to the plot in return for raw meat and whiskey. How they managed to keep this ploy going for over 30 years is still under investigation. Stay tuned for further details if we bother to update this story.

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Posted April 09, 2024 at 3:57 pm

Hey you found my Daddy!

Don’t give it Whiskey, give it Whisky!🥃 

It’s the Scots version without the E. 
😹

 

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