Scottish lion?
Shock and awe at the local zoo today as our beloved lion was uncovered to be a drunken Scotsman named Willie. Inside sources say he agreed to the plot in return for raw meat and whiskey. How they managed to keep this ploy going for over 30 years is still under investigation. Stay tuned for further details if we bother to update this story.
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Hey you found my Daddy!
Don’t give it Whiskey, give it Whisky!🥃
It’s the Scots version without the E.
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