just drink the river
Recent researches discover that the muppet show is the most fun to live with only one person having considered to shorten their lives.
Doctor kermit has discovered that you should move to the muppet show and that the muppet show has the cleanest river water with no nitrogen, bleach, salts, pesticidesand metals. no birds or other animals pee or poop in the water so it is very drinkable.
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It's Not Easy Being Green
The Muppets
Greetings, Kermit the Frog here
And today I'd like to tell you a little bit about the color green
Do you know what's green
Well I am for one thing
You see frogs are green, and I'm a frog
And that means that I'm green, you see
It's not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
'Cause you're not standing out
Like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
But green's the color of spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean
Or important like a river
Or tall like a tree
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why
But why wonder why wonder
I am green, and it'll do fine
It's beautiful, and I think it's what I want to be
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It's Not Easy Being Green lyrics © O/B/O Apra Amcos
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