Today I have started Peace talks and negotiations with the Leader of The United Kingdom of Israel.
Here’s what I said in the message (Please not some things will be Censored as they are classified!):
“*Hello UKOI (United Kingdom of Israel) I have sent this message to negotiate peace.
If you wish to stop this war between the two of us then I recommend somethings…
I’ll call this the treaty of Aioxbl or Jerusalem which ever one fits your style (▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇)
This treaty consists of many things:
Firstly: You will have to give up Jerusalem.
2nd: You must promise to not declare war on Any nation whatsoever, we know you want peace but people can sometimes get a bit too angry, That’s called Human Nature!
3rd: You Must give up atleast $█▇▇▇▇▇ in war preparations and in return we’ll give you $▇▆▆▆▆▆
4th: you must agree to the above.
5th: oh and You owe me atleast $█▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
And that’s the treaty you just have to Accept these simple Things and I will declare peace with you.
Good luck and Farewells!”*
That was our treaty. This may seem harsh but it really isn’t. unlike our French counterparts we don’t make it Impossible for a nation to exist just because they lost a war. I only made simple demands which aren’t that harsh considering the money amount and Debt they should be able to pay me the money I need considering they are wealthy.
