EVIL KING FORCES WIFE TO EAT MUFFINS!!!!

"together they walked through the fields and into the small meadow surrounding the windmill. the wind that filled its sails cooed softy and the blue birds that had perched upon its wooden roof.. cooed back. 

I was finished with work when i saw the king and queen approach my windmill. I had never seen them before In real life and only ever in the papers, so I was so very shocked.

the Shetland cows that ate the grass, mooed to the queen and approached her. She held out her hand and seemed to be feeding them something. Her husband held her hand and smiled.

I wondered if I should make myself hidden unless they had noticed me. I mean i know stories about these two are much needed by the newspapers. If i saw them... maybe I could submit this account of what they were up to. So therefore I hid behind a stack of flour. 

he led her away from the cows and to the windmill. I heard what he was saying. something like "today I want that pork stew for supper... and perhaps some apple pie"

"oh..ok" said the queen whilst leaning against his shoulder. "would you like some chocolate cake too?" she said whilst he helped her climb the windmill steps. She wobbled a bit and nearly fell … i gasped, afraid of what would happen... but luckily she had someone to steady her.

"be careful!" he said rather sternly whilst brushing her messy hair from her red face. she attempted to stand again, but instead he picked her up and walked up the steps whilst carrying her in his arms. It looked very romantic... but I was dubious. The papers said he was evil. But at this point i wasn't sure what to think. 

the reached the door to the mill... 

"i want to see the view" said the queen impatiently whilst smiling. He sighed.. and released her. She then stood up and looked happily at the distance beyond. 

"oh look.. Meriwether,  I can see the cows from here!¬" she shouted with such childish wonder... I must admit she did seem very immature. 

"Rosemary.. what am I to do with you?" The king said... whilst smiling with a crinkle in his forehead. 

Hiding behind these sacks of flour was making my back feel uncomfortable. I wished to escape but they never left for such a long time. Once rosemary was tired of looking at the magnificent view... she then produced from small cloth bag what looked like blue berry muffins.

"look... have these" she said smiling and handing the muffin to him

he took it but then gazed down at her "rosemary, that is the last one..do you not want it?" 

she shook her head "you are my love... you must have this last one!"  

his dark eyes sparkled in the brilliance of the red sun as he looked at the queen, his gaze as strong as the ocean.. the wind that trundled slowly through the sails of the windmill... was beginning to grow stronger... the clouds above that once puffed and swirled gently were now sweeping with more pace through the scarlet sky. kneeling behind a sack of oats and flour for 4 hours was killing my back but it was all worth it ... to be able to see and report on what happened next. 

he took the muffin.. but rather than eating it, he split it in half. He took one half and brought it to her lips... she ate it while smiling. 

How terrible... the king is force feeding his wife! this is the perfect story to tell the newspapers.. I'll get money for this... .I thought myself... whilst massaging my sore shoulders. 

he made her eat the other half of that blueberry muffin... and what's worse he did it with a smile on his face! How evil was the glow in his black and dangerous eyes! He then picked the queen up and walked off into the distance  with her in his arms... how wicked that she now has no escape.  I suppose they were going back to their castle..."

This was the account of what Tom the miller man saw... when just finishing work. He described the horror of how the king forces the queen to eat blueberry muffin. the king has yet again shown himself to be a villain. 

OMG... this is awful and shocking story that the miller gave the wood grove newspaper company! He truly is a villain by doing these things! Bad king must be dethroned for doing this. What does he mean to do... give her diabetes? 

#savethequeen