A new study by highly acclaimed scientists found citizens of Carthago enjoy highest standards of living
BREAKING NEWS
According to a study commissioned by Big Brother and researched by the best and most groundbreaking scientists of the Carthago Workers Party, citizenship happiness ratings have never been higher. Big Brother's approval ratings have long past broken through 100%, thought to reach 10000000% by the end of the month.
As per an insider tip off, the study has reportedly also found the mind boggling, yet as of now unannounced breakthrough, that the Carthago Catunist Party (C.C.P) has been linked to an immediate 99999% increase in citizenship happiness the moment of their inception. Better not let the Dogunists find this out, lest dark days await us.
Certainly, approval ratings of Big Brother are only to skyrocket further, as more and more of our comrades break their chains and discover the wonders of Carthago.
In other news, the Dogunist & Catunist peace talks are to be held on the………
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Long live the Carthago Communist Party!!!
wait where did my drugs go?
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Very true. Carthago is unparalled in happiness! Greatest alliance in all of Orbis! Long live Krampus!
This comment is not sponsored by the Alliance or by Krampus in any way
Lol, we're a Socialist People's Democratic Republic in the OWR…but hey it's nice Carthago is one of our comrades.
It's your Premier, Karla, again…
Glory to the CCP! And Glory to Our beloved Supreme Leader, Glory to the People's Army, (•~•) 7