Nation Bulletin

Food Fight

War has come to Smorgasbord

By Commander of the Armed Forces Colonel Sanders
01/02/2024 10:46 pm
Updated: 01/02/2024 10:46 pm

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War has come to Smorgasbord and the people have responded. Mobilizing the military is difficult due to the need to bring out the heavy cranes to get the soldiers off their recliners, but this process was sped up due to the government's promise of free Frosties for those who sign up. 

 

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Grand Poobah Tubby addressed his soldiers and reminded them that no matter how intense the fighting, all 4 meal times and snack breaks would be honored. To victory and then the buffet was the cry.

 

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