Nation Bulletin

Margaritaville Ecumenical Council Approves New Flag Design

This time the holy war against the anti-Buffett heretics only claimed 40,000 lives! Ecumenical Council declares great success for church's campaign to conquer Orlando! The Result? A great new flag!

By Spiritual Father God-Emperor Jimmy
12/18/2023 03:07 pm
Updated: 12/18/2023 03:07 pm

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Under the guidance and divine wisdom of Our Spiritual Father Jimmy Buffett, the Ecumenical Council of Margaritaville has approved the new banner of the holy. There was minor controversy amongst the faction of amateur vexillologists, who were partial to representing the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" in place of Island Time. However, they are heretics and dweebs and we chose not to listen.  May the fluttering wings of our flag inspire heroism and spiritual reflection in the Enlightened, and fear amongst the infidel.

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The nation's new flag is described thus: The flag is divided into fields of gold and azure which represent the golden sands of our homeland, and the blue waves which carry the dreams of our people on. The azure sea is emblazoned with the charge of a tropical island, representing our desire to bring the holy state of Island Time to all distant shores. 

The Holy Margarita Glass, which our Lord Buffett did himself sip from on his last supper, is the most holy artifact in the nation. This represents our faith and the drinking of the sublime sweet and sour sacrament in which we partake. 

In the center lies the Margaritaville Macaw, the symbol of our nation and Parrotheads wherever they may be. Like the macaw, our people live their lives on the wind: vibrant, colorful and free.

Editor's Note: It is now a legal mandate for all citizens to display the new banner in a prominent location by April 19th, 2095 or face Spiritual Adjustment. Justicars will be coming to your door to deliver flags and collect payment shortly.