Nation Bulletin

Cossackia compensates for their territorial losses and incompetence as Bangsamoro celebrates unification.

Nagalia and New Taiwan annexed by Karlagrad-Karlinagrad; Lanao is now ceded to the Bangsamoro Region; Bangsamoro celebrates unity

By Eduard Zadrica
05/02/2021 05:23 pm
Updated: 05/02/2021 05:23 pm

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          As you just saw in our newspaper thumbnail, Cossackia lost 28% of its territory to the Philippines and the Bangsamoro, and the Chinese, Hong Kong, Uyghur, Tibetian, Korean, Japanese, Cantonese, Mongol, and Nagalian people voted in a referendum to be incorporated by Karlagrad-Karlinagrad. The Horizon Republic incorporated the remaining outskirts of what used to be New Taiwan. Just like in the 1920s Soviet Union, some states disappear. Right now, the Bangsamoro people are celebrating their unification, their day that they are finally united as one state. They also wanted to thank Cossackia for being such good neighbors during the Cossackian occupation of Lanao. Meanwhile, Illushian forces are ready to pack up and go home, as their objectives are complete.

          Murad Ebrahim, the Chief Minister of the Bangsamoro region, will give amnesty to the Cossackians who, for the first time in the history of Cossackia, will become minorities in the region. Karla Soyokov officially recognizes the Bangsamoro Region as a nation within the Philippines, as Cossackia is a nation within a nation. The Philippines will soon make reforms to turn the nation into a federal republic, in order to modernize the entire nation and archipelago as a whole.

          The Cossackians living in the Lanao regions can either switch to Muslim life or stay their own Christian life. Having both religions is plausible, says the Politburo Rada. The Cossackian government now realizes that they're becoming more and more incompetent. Their incompetence is the result of not conducting raids and now the people are losing happiness. Will Cossackia ever survive another day? We will find out soon.

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Bangsamoro people celebrating their victory and unification.

—Eduard Zadrica, The Karlagrad Times, Editor

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