Neyipitoya NO LONGER IN A STATE OF MARTIAL LAW

Today, Neyipitoya has been taken out of Martial Law by the President, Mr Lyping Juan Antionio after he discovers that his country was “Apparently” still in Martial Law, here’s what he has to say:

Lyping Juan Antionio: I honestly didn’t know that, I thought after the election I’ve removed the state of emergency. But apparently not 💀. Anyways with the powers vested in me as President of The Federal Republic of Neyipitoya, I declare the policy of Martial Law Over! Well after all that, I still have some jokes that I would like to share with our citizens and friends and that is the great free market prices are hella outrageous, I believe our citizens are even struggling to put food on the table. Oh and the Green, White and Red is ONLY the color scheme of Italy. Totally not Mexico.