Robloxia's Antarctic War

The Robloxian war machine came to a grinding halt as nations of the Antarctica Alliance swiftly responded to Robloxia's raid on Jetu, their fellow alliance member. 

Robloxia was eventually victorious against Jetu and had subsequently looted its uranium and food deposits, despite facing heavy resistance from all sides. However, the struggle of facing three other Antarctic nations in a brutal war of attrition proved too much to handle for the Robloxian military, resulting in the nation suffering its first three defeats at war.

It is estimated that infrastructure damages totalled around $145 million on both sides. Robloxia inflicted around $74 million in infrastructure damages on the Antarctic nations, whilst the latter inflicted $70 million in infrastructure damages on Robloxia. The conflict also saw the first use of Robloxia's nuclear weapons. Five of them were launched in total.

As always, the citizens of Robloxia were quick to give their thoughts on the conflict after its conclusion...

"You're tellin' me we lost to a bunch of PENGUINS?!" exclaimed RobloxianPatriot in the coastal city of Pacifico, with his teenage daughter and preteen son nearby. "Bah, the shame of it! You know who I blame? THE DAMN HIPPIES! Yeah, that's right! Some of our soldiers probably thought that killing penguins was 'unethical' and 'disrespectful towards mother nature'. I'll tell you what's cruel — our national pride being bruised by a load of ice-waddlers in the middle of nowhere!"

His daughter, RobloxianPrincess, rolled her eyes and quickly responded. "Ummm, dad? I'm pretty sure those countries have people in them too... penguins can't wage war. Ugh, boomers". She walked off to a nearby coffee shop, with her eyes glued to her phone.

His son, RobloxianTryhard, subsequently pitched in with his own unique thoughts. "lmao we took the biggest L xd maybe we should've used lightsabers or smth. btw, could u guys give me sum free robux bcs my dad banned me fro- HEY LET GO OF ME!!!!" His father promptly dragged him away from the camera whilst he was kicking and screaming.

Meanwhile, a local councillor in Livetopia attempted to rationally explain the outcome of the conflict. "Okay, let's be real. The reason we lost was because we were outnumbered. Heavily. It's fairly obvious. We weren't going to win a 1v4 battle without the help of allies, who couldn't even come to our side because we were the aggressors. I don't blame them. Besides, we weren't gonna keep winning our wars forever and now our government's been handed a cold hard reality check. So let's stop the blame-game and come back stronger. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Robux to embezzl- I mean, spend on our local park!"

The Robloxian Minister of Foreign Affairs, Are92, revealed more information about the war in a recent interview. "Since we couldn't bring any allies into the war, we actually tried to hire some pirates. Unfortunately, they either weren't interested or took too long to prepare. Damn mercenaries, always unreliable when you need them. But hey! If you wanna find out more about the war, go and watch my latest video on studioARE! And don't skip the ads!" He shoots a wink at the camera with a flashy smile. "Now shoo! Get the heck outta here, I'm meditating". As the camera crew left the room, he could be seen counting his Robux bills in a nearby drawer.