What Happened.

If you aren't in the know, I made a cIickbait buIIetin about me Ieaving rp

my clickbait leaving got taken down by moderators, lmao, deserved, I blame Sedrosia for telling me to include OIsztyn's meme rant. Yet again, the power of a clickbait title with no image is proven again. There is no doubt in my mind that wouldve reached trending, like seriously, please check out other bulletins, I promise you there is high quality stuff out there. Some examples posted recently:

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without further ado: News in The Fleet Republic: (I'm too Iazy to make a proper TPE or RM buIIetin rn)

Naval Movements

      Two small fleets have been sent to Socotra and to the North Sea. Naval ships in Socotra will be there to prevent hostile action from the navy of the Soviet Federation, and to make sure Soviet submarines dont leave the Mediterranean Sea. A smaller but still capable fleet has been sent to the North Sea to deter agressive action against Surriland by the Norwegian government. The Graveyard Fleet has encouraged both nations to sign a NAP, and the Graveyard Fleet has declared Surriland as a gauranteed state. This was done with the approval of the British government.

Additionally, it seems all Soviet naval assets in Africa have been eliminated.

Cameroon War

     Graveyard Fleet forces are closing on the city of Yaoundé after a week or so hike to the city. Planes from Ghana have intensified firebombing of Soviet forces around the city in order to deter guerilla attacks. The Soviets have a significant advantage in the jungle, being able to hide much of their warfare capabilities such as airstrips, anti air systems, and more. APSA drones have struggled to find their way in the dense flaura, resulting in many being lost. However, the soviet army has suffered from not properly being suited for guerilla warfare in the jungle. Whilst local recruits know much more about the local environment, the Russian generals have kept the army coordinated around a few critical junctions and cities, instead of engaging in guerilla warfare. Cameroonian liberation paramilitaries have aided the Graveyard Fleet, orchestrating several attacks on Soviet bases in the jungle which are out of reach for the GF. However, there is nothing to suggest the Cameroonian populace is more supportive of the Soviets or GF at the moment.

Santo Domingo's largest Hospital Target of Attack

     A thousand were killed in one of the worst terror attacks in the Western Hemisphere's History. The Caribbean liberation organization planted several tons of TNT around the premise of the Martha Juarez District Hospital in Santo Domingo. This took place after a large crowd of rioters stormed the surrounding streets in protest of the treating of PM Gargoza. According to The Internal Security Department, the hospital housed some 1,600 patients and 350 staff at the time of the bombing, the hospital is the largest in the Fleet Republic, and was chosen to treat Gargoza due to it's proximity and state of the art equipment, when it was confirmed Gargoza had been injected with an incredibly dangerous toxin. Unfortunately, Gargoza's treatment made the hospital a target for terror by the clo. At 12:00 PM, insurgents entered the building and orchestrated a shooting, then going to Gargoza's room where Gargoza was alone. Gargoza escaped through the hospital window, and was transported to a hospital in New OIsztyn while receiving round the clock medical care. This was done as to avoid any further terror attacks on medical institutions.

      Adam Trapza, Gargoza's secretary and second in command, has promised, "a fierce and uncontrolled punishment of terror groups in the Fleet Republic."