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Aqua War Exposed: The Real Story Behind Antarctica's Icy Showdown

Dive into the chilling details of espionage, alliances, and a frosty fight for Aqua trade block supremacy! 🐧🧊

By Frosty Insider - Antarctic journalist
11/18/2023 01:55 pm
Updated: 11/18/2023 02:45 pm

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🧊🌊 The Epic Tale of Antarctica's Stand for Aqua Trade Block! πŸ§β„οΈ

🐧✍️ Frosty Insider here, your dedicated Antarctic journalist, diving into a frostbitten saga of daring defense and icy intrigue in the Aqua Trade Block! πŸŒŠπŸ”οΈπŸ”΅πŸŒ

Fellow Antarcticans and curious onlookers! It's storytime, and boy, do we have a tale that'll chill your bones and warm your heart - the story of our stand for the Aqua Trade Block.

So, one fine day, our leader Moretti gets this in-game message, and guess who it's from? Nokia! And no, not the phone guys - these folks are running a cartoonish coal mine operation. πŸ“±βž‘οΈβ›οΈ

Moretti's first thought? "Well, I ain't moving!" After all, why leave our frosty foothold in Aqua? But Nokia, in a surprising move, threatens war if Antarctica doesn't shift colors. 🀨πŸ₯Ά

Moretti, ever the diplomat, recalls their last tussle - a frosty defeat for Nokia, with a whopping 7 billion in damages in just 24 hours. πŸ’₯πŸ’Έ But Nokia seems determined to claim Aqua for themselves, ignoring offers of sharing and even help in renaming the trade block. πŸŒπŸ’’

Then comes the twist - Nokia starts sending spies to ice our spies! β„οΈπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ That's when Moretti says, "Enough's enough!" and sends our forces to deal with these shadowy intruders. πŸ’ͺπŸ”¨

But oh, Nokia's response? Illegal counters! πŸš«βš”οΈ Now, it's not just us in the fray - our allies and friends, a coalition of brave small alliances (TCW, NoN, Moo, The Key, Rum Raiders, OPO, TSKY, Samurai, BiC + many, many raiders) show up in force to stand with us. And guess what? In the very first round, we knock out 71% of Nokia's Coal Mine nations. Talk about cold efficiency! β„οΈπŸ‘Š



Antarctica Wins the Aqua Vote


And then comes the icing on the cake - we win the vote and rename Aqua to Aqua Antarctica. Talk about a frosty victory! πŸ†β„οΈ


Protector becomes the protected


But the story doesn't end there. Nokia, in a desperate move, calls on their protectorate, BroFam, for backup. And just like a twist fit for a comedy, BroFam ends up protecting their protector! πŸ”„πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


The Frosty Finale: TCM takes 23b in damagesΒ 

Fast forward to Day 14, and the Coal Mines have taken a staggering 23 billion in damages, while inflicting a mere 7 billion on our coalition. That's what you call a chilling defeat! ❄️πŸ’₯



Finally, Moretti, being the cool head that he is, decides it's time to end the frosty feud. Mr. Dwight K. Schrute, the nicest guy in the game, steps in to broker peace. πŸ€πŸ•ŠοΈ


In the end, the Coal Mines get Aqua but at a cost of 100 million in cash and a staggering 23 billion in damages. If only they'd listened to Moretti's sage advice! They could have had it for just 400 million! πŸ’°πŸ“‰


🐧 "But don't just take my word for it - I braved the icy winds to interview some Orbis residents, and here's the scoop straight from the snow's mouth!" πŸŽ€β„οΈ



So, there you have it - the tale of how Antarctica stood tall, fought bravely, and showed the world that we're not just a bunch of frosty faces.Β 

We are Antarctica, The True South and we don't back down from a challenge. β„οΈπŸ§


Over and out, until our next icy adventure! πŸ“»πŸŒ¬οΈπŸ”οΈ


πŸš—πŸ’¨ A huge shoutout to the team at for tracking our Antarctic war stats! Your dedication has been absolutely vital. πŸ“Šβ„οΈ

As a token of our icy gratitude, we've scraped together a few coins for a sleek sports car, just for you. Enjoy the ride from the coldest corner of the planet! 🐧🌟🏎️ #AntarcticAppreciation




πŸ•ŠοΈ Remember to Stay Frosty and Friendly in the Comments!🌨️🀝

We want to remind everyone to keep it cool and polite in the comments. Let's not forget, it's all in good fun! During the war, both sides behaved in a civil and respectful manner, embodying the true spirit of sportsmanship. πŸŒπŸŽ–οΈ

Remember, it's a wargame at the end of the day, and we hold absolutely no grudges. A big well done to everyone involved – it was an icy blast of excitement and great fun! πŸ‘β„οΈπŸŽ‰


Posted November 18, 2023 at 2:04 pm

Antarctica, the True South. United we thrive, together we conquer.

Posted November 18, 2023 at 2:11 pm

πŒ°πŒ½π„πŒ°π‚πŒΊπ„πŒΉπŒΊπŒ°, π„πŒ·πŒ΄ π„π‚πŒΏπŒ΄ πƒπ‰πŒΏπ„πŒ·. Β πŒΏπŒ½πŒΉπ„πŒ΄πŒ³ π…πŒ΄ π„πŒ·π‚πŒΉπˆπŒ΄, π„π‰πŒ²πŒ΄π„πŒ·πŒ΄π‚ π…πŒ΄ πŒΊπ‰πŒ½πŒ΅πŒΏπŒ΄π‚.

πŒ΄πŒ³πŒΉπ„: πŒΉπ† πŒΈπ‰πŒΏ 𐌻𐌹𐌺𐌴 𐌱𐌴𐌹𐌽𐌲 πƒπŒ°πŒ³πŒ³πŒ»πŒ΄πŒ³ π…πŒΉπ„πŒ· π…πŒ°π‚ πŒ³πŒ΄πŒ±π„ πŒ°π†π„πŒ΄π‚ πƒπŒ΄π‚πˆπŒΉπŒ½πŒ² π†πŒ°πŒΉπ„πŒ·π†πŒΏπŒ»πŒ»πŒΈ, πŒΎπ‰πŒΉπŒ½ π„πŒ·πŒΉπƒ πŒ°πŒ»πŒ»πŒΉπŒ°πŒ½πƒπŒ΄. Β πŒΈπ‰πŒΏ'𐌻𐌻 𐌱𐌴 πŒ°πƒ πŒ°πŒ½πŒ²πŒ΄π‚πŒ΄πŒ³ πŒ°πƒ 𐌼𐌴.


Posted November 18, 2023 at 2:23 pm

Antarctica, the True South. United we thrive, together we conquer.

Posted November 18, 2023 at 2:56 pm

Antarctica, the True South. United we thrive, together we conquer.


Posted November 18, 2023 at 2:57 pm

Antarctica, the True South. United we thrive, together we conquer.



Posted November 18, 2023 at 3:35 pm

Um this is not how things went at all but ok

Link to the Wiki with the order of events.

A fancy pretty time-line will be made soonish.

BroFam Prot Terms from Mid October Long before the war.Β 

Term 10 may concern you.

Posted November 18, 2023 at 3:57 pm

Antarctica, the True South. United we thrive, together we conquer.

Posted November 18, 2023 at 4:19 pm

Antarctica, the True South. United we thrive, together we conquer.

Posted November 18, 2023 at 4:34 pm

It was an honor working with you, AntarcticaΒ 

Posted November 18, 2023 at 4:46 pm

Great work, everyone who helped win this war!

Now I hope this can be a time for growth and prosperity for all nations on the Antarctic Aqua bloc!

-Timothy Lyons Head of Parliament of the NON