Nation Bulletin

Controversy looms over Robloxia

One month after Robloxia was founded, the population is divided over the recent spoils of war...

By the Robloxian Broadcasting Corporation
11/17/2023 04:54 pm
Updated: 11/17/2023 04:55 pm

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It has been one month since Robloxia was founded. The nation prospers and continues to expand across the west coast of North America. In doing so, the Robloxian military has been victorious in over 70 wars and has looted approximately $500 million in money and resources. The populace has welcomed such developments, with the public approval rating of the Robloxian government reaching an all-time high of 100%.

The nation's new-found riches have now sparked a major debate about how the money should be spent. Robloxians nationwide pitch in with their thoughts...


"Protect the environment! LET'S MAKE ROBLOXIA BEAUTIFUL AND GREEN!" says a local resident of Meep City excitedly, carrying her pet meep in her arms. "A better environment for us is also a better environment for our cute little meeps! Awwww, aren't they just so ADORABLE?!" Her meep looks into the camera with innocent pleading eyes and a cheeky smile.

"They want WHAT?!" shouts a business tycoon in Bloxburg, in a state of absolute horror to the idea of environmental regulations. "You gotta be kiddin' me! Those meep-hoardin' whackjobs in Meep City AND those tree-huggin' snowflakes in Brookhaven want to IMPEDE our economy. Not on my watch! The government's gotta use that sweet money to ruthlessly expand our cities and infrastructure. More cities, more customers! Ahh, just imagine the possibilities for my- I mean, the country's pockets!" 

"Dross!" responds Vaktus, the Robloxian Minister of War, as he was also questioned about the matter while staring at a map of Orbis in his office. "Our mighty nation is built on war. We had fought amongst ourselves for too long, and now that we finally have a strong and united military, we're going to spend most of our spoils on the ungrateful brats at home? Nay. I shall be pushing for further funding on our military, equipping our soldiers with the latest technology and pursuing the development of missiles and nuclear weapons... for national security reasons, of course." He then marked several surrounding countries on the map with red pins. 

A university student in Venezia expressed his concerns about Robloxia's foreign policy in general. "Wait... why are we even invading countries for their wealth and resources? Doesn't that make us... the bad guys?" Several figures in black suits could be seen behind him, communicating through their walkie-talkies...

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Posted November 17, 2023 at 5:14 pm

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Posted November 17, 2023 at 7:34 pm

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Posted November 17, 2023 at 8:54 pm

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Posted November 18, 2023 at 8:50 am

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Posted November 18, 2023 at 7:44 pm

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Posted November 19, 2023 at 10:31 pm

Legitimately a copy and pasted Nationstates issue but if it wasn’t copy and pasted then I applaud the solid bulletin 

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