KING OF SPADES DRINKS COFFEE!!!!!

"... we are not sure if its coffee but they were seen together going into a cake shop..." local newspaper says... 

"Coffee served with a generous amount of cream is always my cup of tea... so I decided to go into the local cake shop to get some... then suddenly out of nowhere this grand looking gent walks in with a woman... he has a very stern expression on his face and i feel a little scared... I don't know why he seemed so judgmental but he just did... So anyway, he and the woman sat down at a corner table and I realised that the woman was someone who was very familiar... Oh! That's right!... She looks alot like the portrait I saw in the paper that morning. She is the Queen if I'm not mistaken, and the chap next to her must be the earl himself... I've never seen them in person... I just started this job a few weeks ago and due to being a rookie I was lumped with a load of paperwork and stuck in the office.... to be able to catch such a big scoop so early felt unreal. 

 they were ordering tea and talking to each other... he seemed rather gloomy and rather angry... i wonder why? his stern expression reminded me of the king of spades.... if you look at a deck of cards it is the king of spades that seems the most striking in his expression... perhaps that's what he should be known as... seems like a fitting title. 

so they both order coffee or tea or whatever and then they seem to be talking... I'm not sure about what... I wish I had listened and paid more attention now to what they were saying..."

This was an account by one of the local islands off duty reporters. Ironically he just happened to stumble upon the most talked about couple in the islands.. whilst they were having tea together... 

The  new nickname or rather title for the earl of York "king of spades" has already caught on with other newspapers... Strangely enough, referring to him as the king of spades seems rather fitting. 

cold, standoffish and rather cruelly spoken... the king of spades is known to get what he wants when he wants it... much alike the forbidding lord Meriwether himself

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HAPPY HIBERNATION Y'ALL