Amohama Virus
By Dr. James Frox
Amohama Virus has reappeared in the city of Loveren, which is a split city where half of the city is Uchamese and half is Melonese. The Virus popped up randomly and has already killed 236 people on the Melonese side so far. We have quarantined Melonese Loveren nicely, but the risk of the virus going onto the Uchamese side and further inland Melon is still high. The spread of Amohama is much quicker than before and the symptoms are much deadlier, as symptoms include bleeding out of every hole in the human body, huge body lumps, and more. It can also now cause you to lose taste and smell permanently. The quarantine has been going well currently, but who knows, maybe some terrorist is gonna purposely get the virus so that it can spread further inland Melon. So far the virus is under control. (P.S: You don't have to join this virus, this is a melon only thing so far, but you can join if you want to).
Muskmelon Post Shuts Down
By Fallon Gren
Today, The Muskmelon Post has officially shut down due to competition from The Watermelon Times. The CEO of Muskmelon Post reportedly said "This is a sad day for The Melon, goodbye Muskmelon Post". The CEO of Walrus Inc, who also owns Poron 2.0, has shown interest in buying Muskmelon Post to possibly gain more influence in The Melon. Currently, The Muskmelon Post has not been bought. Muskmelon Post will forever be remembered as a news station in The Melon.
Velaft Mac and Cheese
By CEO of Velaft: John Johnson
Today the food industry was taken by surprise as Velaft Mac and Cheese entered the shelves. The former king of Mac and Cheese: Janger Mac and Cheese, underestimated the quality and greatness of Velaft Mac and Cheese. Velaft Mac and Cheese is reportedly "50 times better than any other Mac and Cheese brand". And it seems that everyone agrees with this statement, as Janger Mac and Cheese filed for bankruptcy and no one wants to start it back up. The same can be said for Mac and Cheese companies Farose, Quinstin, and Dangren. Those companies have also filed for bankruptcy. Velaft Mac and Cheese has also admitted to having missiles in its arsenal in case of a rival company making better Mac and Cheese than them so then they could pelt the factory with missiles! Which is kinda odd. Velaft Mac and Cheese will be shipping Mac and Cheese to countries soon, but the countries must first announce it to the world if they want top quality Mac and Cheese.
