Nation Bulletin

Swiss Chocolate Consumption Melts

CHOCOLATE BEING STORED IN OUR MOUNTAINS!

By Chocolatier B. Hayes
08/28/2021 11:12 pm
Updated: 08/28/2021 11:20 pm

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SWITZERLAND -

WE ARE LOSING CHOCLATE DEMAND! PRESIDENT CHINGUS MINGUS ISSUES A STATEMENT OUR EXPORTATION OF CHOCOLATE TO BE INCREASED!

 

UNITED AMERICAN STATES -

THE ARRESTS OF LOCAL CHOCOLATE WORKERS ARE RAMPING UP, FOLLOWING THE EXECUTIVE ORDER MADE BY PRESIDENT RONALD DRUMP. FROM WHAT THE PRESIDENT HAS SAID, “I for one thing, don't like those chocolates. Those Swiss ones, I just love them. I love them all! C'mon!”

 

MAPLE AMERICAN STATES -

IN THE PROVINCIAL CAPITAL OF OFFTARIO, CHOCOLATES ARE BEING DUMPED INTO THE OCEAN! THE SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATES ARE INCREASING WITHIN THE COUNTRY!