Nation Bulletin

A message to our investors

Please don't sell your shares

By Head Barista Copira
10/24/2023 11:46 pm
Updated: 10/24/2023 11:46 pm

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My loyal slaves have alerted me that apparently investors don't have faith in my company anymore. I'd like to tell you that we have record high unhappiness (worker productivity for sure) and our coffee still tastes the 43rd best in the continent (excluding companies that treat their workers fairly). So stop being a whack and don't sell your shares or I'll use some of that venture capital to buy myself an army to HUNT YOU DOWN. 

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Posted October 24, 2023 at 11:46 pm

If you want more wholesome posts buy coffee

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Posted October 24, 2023 at 11:51 pm

Wholesome posts? Of course not!

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Posted October 25, 2023 at 12:59 am

I will invest in your coffee I guess 

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Posted October 25, 2023 at 12:44 pm
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