Uchama News Nation
April 27, 2093
Anti-Beanstopia Propaganda
The Cruel nation of Beanstopia is crushing the dreams of a communist land. They are destroying their own cities to stop communism. Killing innocent families, just to prove a point, destroying their very own land, just to prove a point. The people of Unsloth, were peacefully asking for a communist society, but Beanstopia, refused.
Beanstopia is also a horrible Nation filled to the brim with poverty. They barely have any running water, as their leader spends all the money on "tanks" they call durable.Their leader is also a psycho! Their Nation has elections, which are likely rigged.
Blood Plague Lockdown
If you are not aware of the current situation in Estoreasia, A virus known as the Blood Plague has emerged. According to the Daily Estoreasian Newspaper "Its Symptoms,Vomiting Blood & High BP Illness...The Virus Is Making People Vomit Blood & Making Very Weak & Making People Die Soon... Blood Plague As A Epidemic Category Virus And This Virus Is Very Strong!". We will be locking down our nation for our very own safety, and to all other nations safety.
Mico Headlines:
Uchama Inproves Public Transportation
Aid to Xqdionz, Fondling for a Xqdionzi Nuclear Program. Uchama Sends $50 million, 5000 steal and 7500 gasoline.
Nuke Testing Blows Up a City
Replies
As a Beanstopian ally and a neighbor of Beanstopia, we have never heard that the rebels tried peace first before rebelling and forcing the Government to retaliate. It also seems unlikely they have rigged elections.
Your propoganda is laughable. At least you admit it’s propaganda
For one, the rebels never tried peace.
For another, we’re actually quite wealthy from our aircraft industry and our extremely profitable investments in the mines of the AFR
Lastly, the elections aren’t rigged . Meme Master has no reason to since his position isn’t the one being voted on. The High Beanomancer rules for life… or until retirement
Yes, the propaganda is fake. But after all, it is just propaganda