Nation Bulletin

The Supreme Ruler Announces New Policy Changes

Alcohol, Cannabis and Hard Drugs are illegal in a set of sweeping policy changes announced by the Supreme Ruler.

By Fen Pipaluk
10/15/2023 07:55 pm
Updated: 10/15/2023 07:55 pm

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Today, the Supreme Ruler announced a new set of policy changes. Here is a list of all of them as set out by our Supreme Leader.

  • Alcohol is now illegal
  • Cannabis is now illegal
  • Hard Drugs are now illegal
  • Free speech is no longer guaranteed
  • Assisted suicide is now illegal 
  • Citizens can no longer legally hold firearms 
  • The rate of immigration will now be based on a quota 
  • Chewing gum is now illegal
  • Free healthcare is no longer guaranteed
  • Polygamy is now illegal 
  • The Government can now use torture
  • Income tax is now set at a flat 60% rate
  • Welfare for the unemployed has been abolished
  • Workers unions are now illegal
  • Secondary education is only free for the brightest students
  • All companies are now owned solely by the Supreme Ruler

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Posted October 15, 2023 at 8:00 pm

Please stop spamming bulletins

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Posted October 15, 2023 at 8:01 pm

Yeah, maybe just try to wait a bit before posting one.

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Posted October 15, 2023 at 8:30 pm

Oh okay sorry. 

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