The Party, aka The Assassination of....

"Do you know where the Italian Pork Sausage is?" asked Alexsei Ivanov. "Hmmm, I think it is...over there, oh yeah, it is over there" responded James Vandolf. "Guards! Follow me to the Italian Pork Sausage area, I want some" said Alexsei Ivanov. "Ermmm, okayyyy, I guess", responded Guard 1. Alexsei and his 4 guards casually walked off into the distance. "It seems like Dinner will happen soon, I heard there was a ton of variety of foods, including melons, salad, beef, and even raw bread for some reason", said Aithne Daughtery. "Naw I love my raw bread, I eat like five in the morning", replied Anthelme Joly in a joking manner. They laughed. They were having a great time. "I hope Alexsei Ivanov thinks about the proposal" said Aithne Daughtery, "It would change both The Melon and Uchama, and it would benefit both of us". "Well then, what is this 'proposal'?, asked Anthelme Joly. "Just something me and Alexsei have been working on", she replied. "Okay, I have a question" said Anthelme. "Okay, what is it?" asked Aithne. Anthelme started "Would you ever consider-"Attention everyone!" Phillip Bourbon spoke into the microphone, "Today we celebrate 12 years of The Communist Republic of The Melon". Everyone cheered. "There have been many struggles along the way, from the USSRz Wars, to all the World Wars, and even the Fall of the GW, but whatever happened, we prevailed". Everyone cheered again. Anthelme Joy quietly spoke to Aithne, "He is very good at public speaking, not as good as you of course". Aithne blushed. "May we all cheer to a great leader, a great nation, and a great life!" said Phillip Bourbon, causing everyone to cheer. "Well then, we should probably get dinner" said Anthelme to Aithne. "I suppose we should" she replied. They started to walk to the dining area but then they noticed a shadow moving on the upper level. "Hey Anthelme, why is there a moving shadow on the upper level" Aithne asked. "Erm, maybe security?" said Anthelme nervously. Anthelme grabbed her hand and they slowly backed away. Aithne began to say "I hope it isn't a terr- BANG! BANG! BANG! Everyone looked in the direction of the gunfire. The 4 Uchamese Guards started firing at the entire upper level. They heard a cry of pain of someone getting shot on the upper level. 8 Melonese Guards also started to fire at the upper level. Then, all of the soldiers except for 1 Uchamese Guard were pierced with a ton of bullets and fell down dead, blood now covered the floor, people gasped. A familier voice rang out, "Hello my friends! You probably know me as Joe Varka", Joe Varka stepped into the light. The last Uchamese soldier, who was shot in the arm raised his gun. "You really don't want to do that, or else Alexsei will end up like Phillip" and with one quick motion, Joe Varka shot Phillip Bourbon in the head. Even more blood went on the floor. People whispered, "Phillip Bourbon is dead!". The Uchamese Guard put his gun down. "Since you made me shoot Phillip, I shall also shoot Alexsei" said Joe Varka. Alexsei tried to run, but then, he was shot in the leg. He screamed out in pain. "It looks like you guys might want more, so... GUARDS, MASSACRE THE ENTIRETY OF THE DINING AREA" Joe yelled. The people in the dining area looked nervous, but that would not stay for long, as the people were all shot in a million places at once, and all fell down dead. The remaining people gasped. "Now, I want all of you to now follow me so that we can kidnap you" said Joe Varka. A man started to laugh, "Imagine telling us your plans, there is no way we would actually oblig-" BANG! "Do not question me, you either oblige or die" said Joe Varka. "You have 1 minute to discuss this with your friends" he then said. "What shall we do? We can't just probably give up classified Melonese documents, he could learn the plans for a reusable GG", said Anthelme to Aithne. "We just need to hope that the Melonese Military comes in time" said Aithne, but Anthelme sent that she didn't think that the Melonese Military would come. "TIME'S UP!" yelled Joe Varka "What is your decision?". James Vandolf started "I think..I think..I think...we will...acce-" BANG! People looked and saw that Joe Varka was shot in the arm and dropped his pistol. Aithne rushed to grab it and succeeded, she then started firing at the upper level, the Uchamese Guard also started firing at the upper level. Melonese Soldiers barged through the door and immediately rushed up the stairs and started to shoot the rebels. Joe Varka yelled "RETREAT" and disappeared into thin air. It was a blur as Melonese soldiers evacuated everyone who was still alive. The palace has been closed for 12 months. Alexsei Ivanov said it was not The Melon's fault we had rebels since Uchama has had like 50 civil wars. And he left. Louis Bourbon has taken Phillip's place, only the future can tell what comes for The Melon...

(Don't worry, we had Iberia's permission to Kill off Phillip)