Man has managed to escape from police in a golf cart

At September 27th 10:00 AM a man by the the name of Will Jenkins, has managed to escape from police using a golf cart."Honestly we thought we could catch him."says the chief of the Hitalia police department.The man had managed to make an escape of 12 miles per hour and managed to go all the way to Ehenia.One if the residents has said that he saw a shirtless middle aged man in a go kart.The authorities of Ehenia have been trying to catch this man however nothing has been able to work.Another thing that happened is that one of the schools in Hitalia has made it against the rules to use the sin button for it goes against Christianity.The school board has completely approved this change.We have managed to interview some students here are their responses

"This change is honestly kinda dumb how can I be a satanist now."

"WHY AM I HERE IM 30."

"Excuse me why are you in the bathroom."