Nation Bulletin

The Food Situation

The people of The Socialist State of Ultraland have some interesting tastes in food

By Leader McHealthFace of the dept. of Health and (lack of) Food
05/01/2021 06:46 pm
Updated: 05/01/2021 06:50 pm

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Ultraland's people eat a wide variety of food. Ranging from the potatoes produced in the USN's gulag to their famous `nothing`. The most recent statistics indicate that 1 in every 1000 people are eating in any month, 1 in 94286 eat in any single week and just 1 in 5000000 people eat every single day. So, exactly what the state has been hoping for.

Thank you for reading this brief update on Ultraland's eating habits, if you wish to find more information about this you can read more here.

 

Leader McHealthFace
Head of the Department of Health and (lack of) Food

Should anyone have any issues with this information please contact The Department of Sending You to The Galag for help

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Posted May 01, 2021 at 8:49 am

I think you got the word Situation wrong lol

 

Edit: Seems like you corrected it😂😂😂

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Posted May 01, 2021 at 8:58 am

That's too much food

The Department of Health and (lack of) Food is aware of that problem. 

The Department of Sending You to The Gulag will be contacting you shortly.

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