Presidential Notes
"Good morning people of the Orbis World it is December 24 2091 and very cold. No one cares about that cause we usually don't where coats. Now present to you The USSR Kingdom Of Iko Coslandsa Let us see what the leader of The Kingdom Of Condosla has to say about it. Oh, and let me tell you that we are a communist monarchy!!!! *laughs but chokes on a piece of bread* Hmm hmm hmm! Uh? Yeah ok right let's go.
Sekou: So Kakla what do you think about my precious beautiful nation!
Kakla: Finally! You've came to the conclusion that you are so obsessed with communists countries, you've became one!
Sekou: 😒 Anyways. Have you seen what we are about to do make our first bomb and we will call it The Mangink Sert Bomb!!
Kakla: Ike! ( Ah in Condolsan) so you are my enemy now?
Sekou: 😂😊😒☹️🙁😡 NO!!!!! WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO OUT OF THE BOX THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK INSIDE OR ELSE THE DARKNESS OUTSIDE WILL GET YOU FROM THE INSIDE YOU MAY NOT NOW SO STOP ASSUMING THAT I"M YOUR ENEMY JUST BECAUSE I TURN COMMUNIST!!!! WOW PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!!!
Kakla:😐
Sekou: Okay now you can say anything you want I had to let the anger out. You know since I was born people didn't treat me right so 34% of anger is on them the rest your words so you can say what you wanna say right about now
Kakla: I want Arakara back now
Sekou: Okay know conversation over let us move on to the useless, useful, and good-bye messages
Useless message
Someone thought we have no traditional ice cream. Homo Nom Thought we didn't have traditional ice cream here in Iko but we do and it is not called ice cream it is called "Frondem" Translation: Fruit Bombs
Useful Message
We successfully shipped all 23 Frondem to Condosla so they can finally taste "OUR" culture
Good-Bye Message
goodbye and goodbye people from other nations thanks for tuning in now you may rest in Jesus hand while you sleep
Replies
I still Arakara back.
Sekou: No never. Well it will be a 0% of him coming back
Arakara: Well that will be a 97% if I have a credit