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5 top 5 lists in Kolakia!

5 lists including richest Kolakians and much more!

By KNN
09/09/2023 06:51 pm
Updated: 03/26/2024 10:27 pm

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Today we will be looking at five top five lists in Kolakia! The following lists will include, most popular pets in Kolakia, richest individuals, most powerful officials, most popular video games and best movies! This bulletin is made by information and fun, so we hope you find it interesting!

1ST LIST: Most popular pets
 1: Dogs (48.9% of all pet owners)

2: Cats (34.9% of all pet owners)

3 fish (12% of pet owners)

4 Hamsters (7.8%)

5 birds (4.6%)

2ND LIST: Richest individuals and their jobs

1: Matthew Herrera 700 billion Job: businessman, wealthy parents, investor, inventor etc.

2 Alexandr Fedorov 300 billion Job: Formerly rich Lawyer and currently CEO of Cole’s Mining and spokesman

3 Preston Rodriguez 200 billion Job: entrepreneur and businessman

4 Scarlet Foster 195 Billion Job: something something forgot

5 Bill Oran 150 Billion Job: Major politician and businessman

MOST POPULAR KOLAKIAN VIDEO GAMES: (including foriegn buyers)

1 War Ops: action/war game (11 million copies sold worldwide)

2 Stark: space game (9.7 million copies sold)

3 Free War: Sandbox and action (6.4 million copies sold)

4 Mr. Lee: detective and mystery (~5.8 million copies sold)

5 Battles and Kingdoms: Medieval/“war” (4 Million sold)

POPULAR MOVIES

1 Shrek: fictio…wait I mean great story about the god of memes! 

2 Leningrad: Historical film following a young Russian soldier during the siege of Leningrad in WW2.

3 Randy’s Town: A action/cowboy film set in the year 1890 in the Wild West.

MOST POPULAR YOUTUBERS

Mr. Beast: Idk Subscribers, Most subscribed YouTuber since 2024 making charity videos and challenges

Gregthegamer: 52 Million, extremely popular Kolakian-Raritanian gamer and founder of many viral memes

Charl Bros: 45 Million, 2 popular brothers making entire family videos, collaborations with other popular YouTubers, and a wide array of other content

Vernon: 37 Million, popular and complex geopolitics explainer team

Akin: 31 Million, popular comedy parody-maker and celebrity impersonator while also talking about celebrity controversies with no fear of being hated for being on one side.

Replies

Posted March 26, 2024 at 12:29 am

Gryphon H. Lee 27 Billion Job: Major politician and former leader

Uhhh…how did a politician acquire a net worth of $27 billion?

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Posted March 26, 2024 at 12:42 am

Please don’t ask, you don’t wanna know.

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Posted March 26, 2024 at 2:27 am

Crimes and corruption right?

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Posted March 26, 2024 at 2:32 am

Probably worse

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Posted March 26, 2024 at 9:57 pm

Worse?! What is this mf up to? Fraud? Money Laundering? Drugs? Sex trafficking?

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Posted March 26, 2024 at 10:24 pm

Nah I’m kidding, I’ll probably replace him with an entrepreneur or something.

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Posted March 27, 2024 at 4:18 pm

Ok good. Cause politicians shouldn’t be worth $27 billion, that’s insane.

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