Nation Bulletin

The Mission, Leaving Czechoslovakia, Melonese Vietnam on high alert, and Message to A&SPA?

We made a deal with my good Friend UKM, also CB managed to prevent a world war, so congrats to CB!

By Sir Logan Watermelon
09/08/2023 10:25 pm
Updated: 09/08/2023 10:25 pm

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Leaving Czechoslovakia

By John Vangled

 

Today, In a shocking turn of events, we have officially gotten rid of our Czechoslovakian Land in an Ultimatum sent by Austria. We have only 2 weeks to get out Czechoslovakian Land before it is completely given to Austria. This process will be very difficult because Czechoslovakia is in the dead center of Europe. We have so far been evacuating soldiers and people at rapid pace, so far we have evacuated 60,000 Soldiers, which means we need to evacuate 100,000 more. Since Czechoslovakia was where all of our factories were, including our Mech factory, we have decided to destroy the factories and take the pieces to Melonese Turkey for rebuilding. We doubt that we will be able to rehabilitate all of our soldiers, so any soldiers that get left behind, we will pay for them. We hope that Austria keeps Czechoslovakia safe...

 

The Mission

 

"So we have agreed on who shall go?" asked Anthelme Joly. "Yeah, so Me, Kic, Jim, T-2525 aka Bey, and Fredrick Goodsman?" replied Billy B. "Okay, so we should probably all use Knifes and Bows to break in", said Fredrick Goodsman. "Wouldn't that be inefficient?" asked Kic. "Well, guns are very loud, and we are doing a stealth mission, so we want to be quiet, and guns ain't quiet", responded Fredrick. "Okay, got it", said Kic. "We should get moving, the longer we wait the bigger the chances are she dies", said Bey. "Well then, let's go, the Helicopter is waiting outside" said Billy B... 

 

after the helicopter lands...

 

 "Welp, seems like we are here!" said Jim. "Damn, I always wonder how these rebels manage to get such large fortresses, you'd think that people would be a bit concerned", said a surprised Bey. "Ok why don't we go and do our damn job before we get caught?" said Fredrick. "Look! Two guards on the front tower, we should take them out!" said Kic all of a sudden. "Okay, load your bows..." Billy B started. Anthelme and Jim both loaded their bows. "...And....FIRE!"  commanded Billy B. The 2 guards were both shot in the head, and they both fell down dead. "Go go go! Before new guards alert the camp!" Fredrick whispered loudly. They then ran quickly into the fortress. "Ok, where should we check first for Aithne?" asked Anthelme Joly. "The prison cells will be where she is most likely held", said Billy B. "And where are they?" said Anthelme Joly. "Judging by the layout of the fortress...the cell will be that way," said Fredrick Pointing to a door on the right side of the room. They walked over to the door and opened it. Yeah, Fredrick was right, as there were many cells. They opened each and every door, finding starved dead Melonese Officials, but they did find a alive official named Fallon Gren. They gave Fallon Gren an apple, and they kept on going. Soon they found a large bloodstain, but it was unknown who it belonged to. "Welp, there are only four cells left, cross your fingers", said Billy B. They then opened the door, and....nothing. They opened the next door, and AITHNE DAUGHTRY IS ALIVE! "YOUR ALIVE!" yelled Anthelme. “Wha-what are you doing here!?” exclaimed Aithne Daughtery. “To rescue you of course!” said Billy B. “Um, Look behind you”, she suddenly said. “Wait what?” said Anthelme as he looked behind him and saw a young Indian man who suddenly knocked him out with the butt of his gun…

 

Anthelme Joly woke up, surrounded by Bey, Jim, Kic, Fredrick Goodsman, Billy B, Fallon Gren, Aithne Daughtery, and a Random man. “Hello! My name is Alexander Johnson, and you are now all my prisoners, welcome!” said the Indian Man. “Lemme first ask the question that has been on all of our minds, what are you gonna do with us?” asked Kic. “Well, you see, one of you guys will have to die, and the rest will be held for ransom, and if The Melonese refuse the ransom, you will be killed”, responded Alexander Johnson. “So, who will die?” asked Billy B. “Well, Aithne will probably die soon, so not her, Anthelme and Billy B are worth a lot, so not them, so it is between Jimmy, Frederick, Fallon, and the three soldiers”, replied Alexander. Anthelme looked at the random guy, he must have been that Jimmy. “So let’s see, who would look the best dead….hmmm…not you..not you either….you two are just not worthy..and you might be valuable, so that would leave you”, Alexander pointed to Jim. He pulled out a machete “Wait no please no-” Jim started, but it was too late. With a simple slice, Jim’s head was rolling on the floor. Blood splattered the faces of the other people. “Uh sir, a Melonese bomber is incoming…”, said a rebel checking the radar. “What what!? What is it carrying?” asked Alexander in shock. The answer came a few moments later as a single bomb was dropped. BANG!!! 3 quarters of the fortress were obliterated in half a scond, and all the people except for the prisoners, and 1 guard were dead. “We need to get out of here!” yelled Bey. Aithne Daughtery and Fallon Gren were both in need of serious medical help, as they were both passed out. Then suddenly they heard the loud noise of a helicopter! 2 Soldiers barged in with full gear and shot the remaining rebel, they then escorted all the prisoners onto the helicopter to safety…

 

Hey, if you enjoyed the storyline then you're welcome, if you didn't, then you suck. Till next storyline!

 

Melonese Vietnam On High alert + Message to A&SPA

By Aithne Daughtery

 

Today Melonese Vietnam has been ordered to go on high alert because of worry about A&SPA, we currently have no plans to attack or post aggression to any A&SPA members or the alliance itself. Currently, we have guarded all the waters and borders and currently 550,000 Soldiers are guarding it to the death. Now Let's just read the message to A&SPA.

We may have colonies, but we promise to not mistreat our people, so if you have thought of declaring war on us, we ask you to not. We are a simple little nation that does not want war, we ask you to remain at peace with us for a long period of time, do not hurt us.

 

Yeah sorry for the short little message, I ran out of ideas. But hey, I will soon post a P&W theory about if the A&SPA are warmongers, so make sure to stay tuned! Have a great day! Goodbye!

Replies

Posted September 08, 2023 at 11:15 pm

Should I send some police to help?

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Posted September 09, 2023 at 8:37 am

Small reminder that I said you're not allowed to fuck it up. I suggest you remove that part.

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Posted September 09, 2023 at 8:48 am

Clownz or melon?

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Posted September 09, 2023 at 1:59 pm

Austria, my friend, I did not destroy the entirety of Czechoslovakia, I only destroyed a single enemy fortress

please forgive me I just needed to finish my month old rp, please do not declare war

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