Nation Bulletin

Military Keynesianism

Conflict War Stats

By John M Keynes
08/17/2021 06:57 pm
Updated: 03/12/2024 11:57 pm

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🔥War Quote 🔥

What did you just launch at me, mate? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class from the Singularity Class of Politics and War, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Rose and TKR at its height, and I have won over 500 confirmed successful wars. I am trained in gorilla attrition and raiding and I’m one of the top raiders in the entire Orbis armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision with the likes of which has never been seen before on Orbis, mark my words. You think you can get away with raiding me in Orbis? Think again, mate. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across many spheres and your nation ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your alliance. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with munition-less ground attacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed attrition combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Orbis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable alliance off the face of Orbis. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” raid was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your missile. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will launch nukes all over your alliance and you will drown in it. As John Maynard Keynes once said, “In the long run, we're all dead.” You are dead kiddo and so is your alliance. 

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Global War War Statistics

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Sphere Signatories: The Hedge Money Accords, Hollywood

 

The Ten-Day War
(My first war ever in this game, bit short though)

Victory

Net Damage: $309,848,501.25

Damage Dealt: $490,029,616.19

Duck Hunt
(My first time conducting a war, had much fun raiding)

Victory

Net Damage: $2.23 Billion

Damage Dealt: $2.99 Billion

Arctic's First Time
(Countering for Taith, I regret sending counters tbh)

☮ White Peace ☮

Net Damage: $56,009,090.35

Damage Dealt: $96,419,871.70

Oblivious
(Error 404 vs The Mighty Johnsons, oh boy)

Victory

Net Damage: $840.31 Million

Damage Dealt: $1.19 Billion

Guns & Roses
(Left after this war, joined its successor Cataclysm later)

☮ White Peace ☮

Net Damage: $2.06 Billion

Damage Dealt: $3.27 Billion

99942 Apophis

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'Tis But A Scratch
(AntiCam side, Camelot preemptive counters)

Victory

Net Damage: $141.56 Million

Damage Dealt: $934.21 Million

Error 522 
(Neutral but most wars on Hollywood + profitable war)

Victory

Net Damage: $3,941,629,801.68

Damage Dealt: $2,528,471,184.99

Global War 24
(failed attempt to go raiding again after the war)

Victory

Net Damage: $4,304,387,347.21

Damage Dealt: $4,337,407,979.39

Cataclysm 

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Sphere Signatories: Clock, Wayward, ODOO

 

Armenia's Revenge
(Joining Cataclysm after 6 months of raiding)

☮ White Peace ☮

Net Damage: $1.77 Billion

Damage Dealt: $2.46 Billion

Rick's Last Roll
(Joining Cataclysm after 6 months of raiding)

Victory

Net Damage: $1.92 Billion

Damage Dealt: $3.00 Billion

Global War 24
(failed attempt to go raiding again after the war)

Victory

Net Damage: $4,304,387,347.21

Damage Dealt: $4,337,407,979.39

Bifröst Blitz
(First War on the losing side, had much fun though)

Defeat

Net Damage: $ 1,136,510,283.12

Damage Dealt: $ 3,440,645,070.63

Catatonic
(Second War on the losing side, had much fun though)

Defeat

Net Damage: $1,651,156,399

Damage Dealt: $2,712,402,175

Global War 27
(CATA vs Fortuna after betrayal from T$
 + highest damage dealt ever achieved) 

Victory

Net Damage: $5,539,021,481

Damage Dealt: $6,348,746,953

Instant Karma
(Cataclysm chaining into Aurora, very nice)

Victory

Net Damage: $975,993,336

Damage Dealt: $1,747,901,872

Global War 27 + Instant Karma (The Keynesian Monster)

Victory

Combined Net Damage: $6,515,014,817

Combined Damage Dealt: $8,096,648,825

Singularity

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Sphere Signatories: Florida

 

Dodge This
(t$ & TKR "Hegemony" accusations vs SIN & Florida allies)

Defeat

Net Damage: $1,930,118,182

Damage Dealt: $4,045,075,679

 

Global War 30
(SAIL + CTO and KT and SINsphere hit each other & break the game)

☮ White Peace ☮

Net Damage: $TBA

Damage Dealt: $TBA

 

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