CASE DROPPED... ANGRY GRANNIES ESCAPE YET AGAIN

it depends on the situation but sometimes we decide to drop a case due to unforeseeable circumstance ... sadly this is one of those times. we understand that this might be difficult for the victims involved ... we wish Miss Wesley all the best as she attempts to revive her brother... 

The Angry Granny Society has made it through the fence yet again... after the Stornoway police have decided to drop all investigations and case relating to the current kidnapping of 'most beloved' chocolate factory owner. Sergeant Holmes  of the police headquarters gave us a statement on the subject 

"A decision has been made by the Stornoway police headquarters to cease all investigations and effectively close the case on the current kidnapping of Mr Timothy Wesley who was abducted by the Angry Granny mafia gang. Unfortunately due to the lack of appropriate funding and merit we have had to make to difficult decision to end the case. We wish Miss Wesley and her brother good luck, but in order to protect the integrity of the police department we must make a decision for better outcome..." 

We then asked sergeant Holmes for his personal opinion on the subject 

"its a pretty rough decision to make II guess... but all the lads at the police department really had to make a hard choice. I wish good old timothy all the best in terms of his safety ... but to be honest those angry grannies are really just a bunch of sissies so i'm sure he will be ok.... but miss Wesley should take note they are a mafia gang and can act in harmful ways towards citizens. So yeah the best advice I have is for her is  to be careful when trying to make plans. It depends on the situation but sometimes we decide to drop a case due to unforeseeable circumstance ... sadly this is one of those times. we understand that this might be difficult for the victims involved ... we wish Miss Wesley all the best as she attempts to revive her brother... "

he also explained how the public can cope during this time 

"i think that the chocolate from the diary in Lewis is much better to be honest. So I really recommend chocoholics to pop over there and buy some chocolate... the also serve the best ice coffee on the house too!"  unfortunately the sergeant couldn't speak anymore on he subject because he had to go for his tea break.

Miss Wesley however has something very different to say when she contacted our postal service to make a statement 

"I'm gonna sue the lot of them. those idiot policemen have just left my brother in the hands of the evil grandmas or whatever they call themselves... I'm gonna sue them because my brother has just been left to rot..." 

well there you have it folks.... and that concludes the latest news on the story today

It was quite difficult to gather full information on the case of the angry grannies due to the traffic delays. apparently there is some major protesting going on in the city center at this moment . But we have no knowledge was what is going on there. 

The Angry grannies escape yet again... who knows what their plans are next...?

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