Orbis Talks

Hey there you little sh- I mean people! Today I decided to be calm beca- JUST KIDDING YOU MF’S THOUGHT I WOULD BE CALM GUESS WHAT?? YOU OWE ME 100 PUSH UPS FOR THINKING THAT!! today I’m interviewing the lady, the myth, the legend, the girl everybody simps for, that one person who role plays! Luna!!! Yes I’m built dif to interview Luna! So before we begin this episode I wanna say sorry for not posting- NOT YOU MF’S THOUGHT I WAS SORRY? NO IM NOT NOW GO READ THIS INTERVIEW!!! 

Luna:

Skittle: Hey! how are you?

Luna: Hey! I'm doing okay, how are you?

Skittle: I’m doing great! Are you ready for tonight’s interview?

Luna: of course!

Skittle: Okay let’s jump into the first question! Why and how did you start making bulletins?

Luna: Well, in around August 2022, my in-game nation was a total mess: I mean, $55 mil in bounties, no military, barely any infrastructure -- completely destroyed. Anyways, I was just raiding to try and get money to fix my nation and ended up getting countered by a nation that was really involved in RP, and that's essentially when I noticed the existence of the bulletin RP community. Because I love writing and storytelling, and it seemed pretty cool, I just decided to join in, and, well, now I'm here!

Skittle: Very interesting story, I have a quite similar story when I got raided by Eden and the rest is history. 2nd question, what’s the first bulletin that made you recognized? 

Luna: Hm, probably not one specific bulletin, but just the stance I took on the big war at the time. I joined RP right in the middle of the furry wars, and I immediately took a pro-furry stance, which quickly got me a lot of allies and enemies, and led to the founding of my first RP alliance, the North American Defense Pact, which is, in a way, how I became more well known here.

Skittle: Ah a war hero lol, 3rd question, what’s your motivation to keep posting?

Luna: Well, as you know, I left RP on July 16, and I was actually the first of the many people who left to post my leaving bulletin. So, the reason I left was because I was honestly getting overwhelmed by everything, and a specific conversation/argument I had with someone, plus seeing a friend planning to leave, is what finally made me reach a breaking point there. But, thinking about my motivation to do RP now, I always have thought the point of RP is to tell a story. It's why I usually don't care for RP wars, because oftentimes they end up being less of storytelling and more of a competition where anyone will literally do anything to win. My motivation to post really stemmed from just wanting to tell a good story, then.

And, well...

I have a bit of an announcement of sorts  about that...

I think I'm going to come back to RP soon :D

Skittle: Yea I agree when there’s an rp war people will literally invade you with a 500 million solider army with a 2 million population but roleplay wasn’t meant for war. And there you have it folks we got a first hand experience of Luna herself announcing a possible comeback!! This means I can use the most clickbate thumbnail in history!! 4th question!! What’s your favorite bulletin?

Luna:  Favorite one that I’ve written or by anyone

Skittle: you’ve written

Luna: Ah, okay. Probably this one,  then, mostly because I just think it was well-written, and the Lunar Order State plot was a lot of fun to work on along with UKM, The Canadian Federation and Ausparia

(Though, my #1 favorite bulletin ever wasn't written by me.)

Skittle: Wasn’t your favorite one written by novaya rimskaya about friendship?

Luna: Yes. It was a while back, but that bulletin will always be my favorite one here

Skittle: Yea I remember asking you that a while ago lol, 5th question, who do you hate most?

Luna: Honestly, there aren't too many people I hate. Perhaps Cascadia, for unapologetically saying racist stuff to me a while ago. But, honestly I don't have a lot of people I dislike. Not anymore, at least, because I've honestly made up with a lot of my past enemies — I'm glad that's happening because I just really enjoy being friends with a lot of people in this community and ending some of those old grudges and things. 

Skittle: Heh are you Arabic cuz you a bomb (W interview rizz)

That’s good and I asked this question knowing you would have a list but I didn’t except that truly people change! Now for a less controversial question who do you like, like number 1?

Luna: Rimskaya and UKM. They're probably the two closest friends I have here, and I really can't pick between them because they're both probably the nicest people I've ever met and I'd never want to give up my friendships with both of them, for anything. This was a hard question, though, because I have so many people I like and it's difficult to choose between all the lovely people here. 

Skittle: Ah, that’s good that you’ve met good people here, 7th question what do you think of Luna X RoDevs? 

Luna: Quite surprised it exists. I mean, I say we're friends, because he's nice and we've had a lot of conversations, but he literally insults me all the time, and I keep saying Pärnu is more based than him. So, no, Luna x RoDevs is not a thing, was never a thing, and will not be a thing. 
Skittle: So a love hate relationship lol, and 8th question, what do you think about the mass quitting of RP?

Luna: Well, I was one of the first to leave in it, so, in a way I can't help but feel a little guilty because I was at the beginning of this huge domino effect of people leaving. But thinking about the entire thing, well, with the state of the community as it was, such a catastrophic event was bound to happen eventually. I mean, what happened that day, in a way, just pushed me over the edge, but I was already far too close, despite how much I love this community. I hope that the others who left, all my lovely friends who chose to quit RP that day, decide to come back some time and really be a part of a new and improved RP community where people are more able to tell their story without as much toxicity and all, and when I return, I'll be making an effort to reform the issues that still exist, not only to preserve what we have left, but also for all of them.

Skittle: Yea, 9th question when making a bulletin what do you want people to think?

Luna: I just want people to enjoy the story, whether they're my friends or enemies in RP. That's what I want RP to really be: where RP enemies don't quite have bad relations out of character always, and people are free to tell their nation's stories and how they interact, and cooperate to tell those stories. 

Skittle: Ah, 10th question how do you come up with bulletin ideas?

Luna: Sometimes I just randomly think of them, and sometimes it's just based on current affairs in RP. That's about it, really. 

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Skittle: Ahh yea I agree with that, 11th question who have you invaded?

Luna: A lot of different nations... Nova Mundus and the Chaos Insurgency were the first, and a few other memorable ones were Dreamistan and Guoryou. But I don't remember all of them. 

Skittle: 12th question, if you could be any country who would you be?

Luna: An IRL country or one in P&W?

Skittle: 1 from p&w

Luna:  Well, I kinda like the nation I already am. I don't know if I'd really want to be another nation or change that.

Skittle: 13th question what something you like about the rp community?

Luna: I just love the people in it. Though I've had my disagreements with some of them, I've also met some really amazing friends here, and that's the reason I love RP so much, even more than the writing and all. I love talking to everyone and making friends with the others in RP.

Skittle: Ah that’s good, 14th question what do you think of RoDevs ceiling? 

Luna: I got evicted from the ceiling and walls of RoDevs' room, but the ceiling and walls of the rest of the bar will always be mine. Nobody can get rid of me, ever. 

Skittle: Lol and the final signature question, how did you…..?

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like the interview? 

Luna: This was an amazing interview and I'm glad to be featured in your bulletin :) 

Skittle:  Yay that’s good! Thank you for being here!

Luna: Well, I'm glad to be here! :)

Skittle! Cya!

That’s it for this interview! I’ll cya tomorrow! Hopefully you did ur push-ups and threw your microwave outside the window? IF NOT DO IT NOW! NOW!! QUE OUTRO!!!!!!!!!!