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Orbis Talks

Episode one

By Skittle
07/23/2023 02:05 pm
Updated: 07/23/2023 06:54 pm

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Hey! I’m your host skittle! And today I bring to you the first of many episodes of orrrrbisss talks! In this series I will interview current or ex role players and you mf’s get to read the interview! And in todays first episode I am interviewing the one and onnnllyyyyy RODEVS!!! but before we continue this bulletin I wanna address the elephant in the show, TODAYS SPONSORS ARE RODEVS BARTOPIA AND ISAL GASOLINE CO! More about that later, now lettttsssssssss do this!


 Skittle: Okay, first question, why and how did you start making bulletins? 

RoDevs: I first started making bulletins when I, two days after making my account, discovered the World News area. I thought it was cool and felt like I needed to write something.

I wrote a bulletin and got a couple likes and a couple comments. Because of such, I decided to keep on making bulletins. 

Skittle: ooo nice and what’s your motivation to keep posting?

RoDevs: At this point, I do not know. I barely even have the motivation right now to make bulletins. However, I am still present in the community, and I think it would be very virgin of me to quit right now lol.

And well, I'm the founder of one of the or the greatest alliances in Orbis RP. I'm kinda forced to stay here. 

I like the concept of PnW and enjoy it, but in the end, I have very slim motivation to keep posting.

Skittle: Yea, it’s weird I can relate to that because remember my 10 bulletins daily? Now I’m lucky to post once every 2 weeks..

RoDevs: Yea

Skittle: Third question, what made you viral?

RoDevs: I gained relevance fighting against the Japanese Isles in what would be called the First Japanese-RoDevian War (2079-January 2080). Right after that war, the Great War of Skill Issues would start, increasing my relevancy even more. 

However, when I got really big on the world stage is after Skill Issues when I made my Stereotype series and formed the Global Watch

Skittle: very interesting, 4th question how do you come up with bulletins? 

RoDevs: That's a really good question because I myself don't even know lmfao.

Usually after engaging in a funny conversation or just following up on the latest bulletin I made (like if last bulletin covered a lot of people getting angry at the government, the next one would be chaos in the country as many people rebel.)

Skittle: lol I don’t even know the answer myself

RoDevs: Heh

Skittle: 5th question, who do you hate most in rp?

RoDevs: The ones I have disliked already left rp lol

The ones I have disliked already left rp lol

Skittle: That leads to my 6th question who do you like best?

RoDevs If we're talking about the people that are currently left, it would be probably either Melon or Parnu (Parnu for simply existing, totally not me finding a way to mess up her life everyday-)

Skittle: lol

Okay, 7th question, what’s your most proudest bulletin? 

RoDevs: I think the bulletin I am very proud for is my longest bulletin which, in my opinion, ISN'T EVEN THAT LONG!

It did take me hours to do it because of distractions and other stuff. 
 

Here's the bulletin btw:

RoDevian Government info| War with Deckerton | GW Map and Mexico Unrest | JI repair ship controversy | Tijuana Class Battleship | Q&A | Politics and War

Skittle: We’re all proud of our longest bulletin especially when it takes hours and your hand is dead after lol, question 8, what do you think about the mass quitting of RP?

RoDevs: I expected the mass quitting because of toxicity but I was surprised that the war Iberia waged caused it

Skittle: Yea after all that I could tell there was something going to happen, 9th question! What’s something you like about rp community?

RoDevs: I don't like much about the community itself, but I like the idea of it. 

Skittle: Ah okay, 10th question, what do you think about Luna X RoDevs? 

RoDevs: I think the trend is stupid and have no idea how it even started when Luna has stated many times she is asexual and the number of times I have condemned Luna for simply existing. 

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Skittle: you know it’s funny because it always dies than someone revives it, I totally forgot about it and many probably agree than zenteka posted a comment saying you grabbed Luna lol. 11 question, what do you think could happen if the main toxic rp people would leave the game?

RoDevs: lol

 

An obvious answer to that would be that it would get less toxic and there would be more land for new players lol
But seeing the state of rp right now, everybody needs to stay. Like you saw with UKM and Luna leaving, it was a domino effect. If more people leave now, it could trigger another domino effect, probably clearing another half of the rp community. The people that are called toxic have friends/supporters smh. It's not like everyone in the community hates them.  

Skittle: yea I’m seeing new bulletins saying people are leaving I saw one yesterday, but truly history repeats, we will eventually learn to get over it but something will happen in the future causing history to repeat. 11th question how do you make a good quality bulletin?

RoDevs! In my bulletins, I cover more than one topic, go into detail on the situation, write multiple paragraphs on such, label the article, etc.

I think that makes a good quality bulletin, especially going into detail on the event and being specific when fighting someone else.

For any other bulletins (I have a couple on discord), the thing that makes it a good bulletin is obviously humor/always keeping the reader entertained.

Skittle: Yes I agree with you I think many role players spend days making one bulletin that’s like 100 paragraphs long and covers like 1 thing than they make it boring so what’s the point of reading all of that lol. 13 question, how many times has zenteka taken parnu?

RoDevs: Many times.

 

If anybody joins the RoDevs Bartopia discord...

DO NOT GO INTO THE THREAD CALLED "Zenteka's Bedroom."

Parnu and Zenteka went at in there, as well as Zenteka going at it with Bengal in there today. 

 

And we don't have official rules, plus we give people that bought rooms full perms to their channel as well as asking them to moderate the area so we can't really do anything about it.

Zenteka and Parnu also have a kissing thread in the bathrooms.

 

 

whydyfhajfhfhhgfahhfjfhjhajfjfhfhajjfjgjjkkfkaj!


There are multiple other people who have done it with parnu over the last days…

 

My job is great right Amerlca?

 

Skittle: Yea you have a great job and your doing that job great.. How many people have you invaded? 

RoDevs: I have no idea lmfao.

NOT as much as the UK though, but I have invaded a fair amount. Maybe like 15 different nations?

I don't even know myself so that estimate could be very wrong

Skittle: 

lol I think it could be more, okay 15th and last question!!

Drum roll please……

Dadadadadada 

DADA

DAAA!!!

how was the interview?

RoDevs: Interesting.

:)
 

Skittle: Well thank you for being on here and I’ll cya Later! 

That’s it for Orbis Talks! Tomorrow’s episode I will be interviewing bedland!! Remember message me if you want to be interviewed or want to sponsor and I’ll cya tomorrow!

QUE OUTRO!!

Replies

Posted July 23, 2023 at 10:36 pm

This bulletin is "ok" by Pärnu 

Im always watching -_-

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Posted July 23, 2023 at 10:40 pm

Okay?

OKAY???? WHAT DO YOU MEENSNFHHSJSJA!!!!

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Posted July 24, 2023 at 12:41 am

I am in your ceiling. Always.

No. Matter. What.

:)

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Posted July 24, 2023 at 1:41 am
How can I get on Orbis Talks??
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Posted July 24, 2023 at 1:44 am

Luna get out of his ceiling. Rimskayan ceilings are far superior in constructive production.

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Posted July 24, 2023 at 6:00 pm
Have a Beanstopian architect build your house Colin, we won't let anyone enter your ceiling!
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Posted July 24, 2023 at 6:48 pm

No Beanstopian architect can keep me away :)  

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